Chapter Text
transcript of interview with goodtimes, scar, jimmy, Donaldson, lizzie, Donaldson
presiding scientist: dr fan, first name cub.
beginning of transcript
cub
right, we're here. so you're the bamboozlers right?
silence punctuated by a woman's exasperated groan.
lizzie
SCAR, THIS IS AN AUDIO THING, THEY CAN'T SEE YOU NODDING.
scar
OH YEAH, RIGHT, SORRY. yeah, hi, i'm scar goodtimes. and we're the bamboozlers
cub
yes, and what exactly does that mean?
jimmy
well, the three of us are working on building a theme park. we call it bam-land. but with the new...stuff going on it's kinda thrown a wrench in the plan.
cub
uh huh, and could we get what exactly this new stuff is?
sigh
scar
it all started in October, when one day i just woke up and smashed my alarm clock when i barely touched it, like i'm talkin full on shattered.
cub
and then?
lizzie
then he came downstairs like "lizzie, lizzie, look!" and i accidently blinded him with shadows.
jimmy
i thought i was a ghost for most of the morning to be honest. don't get us wrong, we love our powers, we're just confused. like, what happened? why us?
cub
i don't know, but we're going to do some tests- if you allow it of course.
jimmy
ok.
lizzie
alright.
scar
yep!
cub
mkay, end of transcript.