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“She asked me to come,” Colin lied, plunging his arm elbow-deep into his duffel and groping for the joggers he knew he’d packed.
Hyacinth outright scoffed. “Colin, Penelope doesn’t even let Eloise go to the gym with her.”
Colin ripped the joggers triumphantly from his bag, letting his smile turn positively smarmy as he flapped his eyelashes up at his sister. “Yeah, well, I guess she’s not as good a friend as I am to Pen.”
“Riiiight,” Hyacinth drawled, flapping her lashes right back. “Just a couple of buddies. Swole-mates, if you will. Getting all sweaty and flushed at the gym together.”
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OR: After heroically volunteering to escort Penelope to the gym to ward off a small group of creeps, Colin discovers he is, in fact, totally fucked.