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“Okay, I’m going to ignore your incorrect opinion on licorice for now.” Dean pulls his phone from the pocket of his pajama pants and starts loading up an app.
“An opinion cannot be correct or incorrect, Dean. That completely defeats the purpose of an opinion—”
“Hush, Cas,” Dean thrusts his phone, open to Letterboxd, into Castiel’s hands. He doesn’t linger on the way their pinkies brush, on how Cas’s massive palms completely dwarf his phone, or on what those massive hands would feel like grabbing his hips.Totally not.
Dean clears his throat. “You’re getting a crash course in the objectivity of human media consumption.”
---Or: Castiel takes a deep dive into The Objectivity of Human Consumption; Dean lovingly refers to it as Cas Being a Little Shit and Rating Everything.
Double or: Who would have thought that Dean Winchester needed to be fingered by his best friend of the past decade to finally understand how much his relationship with his sexuality truly matters.