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1. Why did the Spider Cross the Road? (To Avoid Arrest) by starivxry

   Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   14 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Avengers Team Members & Tony Stark
   • Avengers Team Members & Peter Parker
   • Peter Parker & Tony Stark
   • Ned Leeds & Peter Parker
   • Michelle Jones & Peter Parker
   • Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker
   • Peter Parker
   • Tony Stark
   • Bruce Banner
   • Natasha Romanov (Marvel)
   • Steve Rogers
   • Clint Barton
   • Thor (Marvel)
   • James "Bucky" Barnes
   • Wanda Maximoff
   • Pepper Potts
   • Sam Wilson (Marvel)
   • Irondad
   • Vigilante Peter Parker
   • BAMF Peter Parker
   • Peter Parker is a Mess
   • Peter Parker-centric
   • Multiple Perspectives
   • Found Family
   • Angst
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Fluff
   • Peter Parker has Spinnerets | Organic Web-Shooters
   • Peter Parker Being a Little Shit
   • Smart Ned Leeds
   • Smart Peter Parker
   • Peter Parker Acts Like a Spider
   • Anxiety
   • Panic Attacks
   • But silent panic attacks coz peter's nonchalant
   • Peter Parker Needs a Hug
   • Dead Aunt May Parker (Marvel)
   • Trust Issues
   • Insecurity
   • Insecure Peter Parker

   Summary

   With his newfound popularity and media coverage, it would appear Peter has managed to make his way onto Tony Stark's radar. Normally, he would consider it the coolest thing ever to have the chance to meet (and maybe impress) all one of his biggest inspirations.

   However, he was around 80% sure he and his team were all trying to arrest him for illegal vigilantism…

   So yeah, screw that.

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