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Artyom asleeping. He woke up at 6 am to the dreamy view that reflects the snow-covered city of Irkutsk.
"Ugh, I don’t feel like going outside today either.. I'll think about what to do.."
Artyom is laying in his bed and moved to the other side of the wall and tries to continue sleeping.
But his mother kept screaming and calling him every second and it started to annoy him
She yelled "Artyom, get up, you fat son of a bitch, I don't want you in the house, you stinky one, you ruined my life with your existence!”
Artyom ignores her and continues to try to sleep but he can't!
Suddenly someone opened the front door of the house, the truth is that you can already guess who it was.. it's not special🙄🙄
Of course it was Nikita.
Then artyoms mother turns over to also yell at nikita for coming over.
"What are you doing here, you stinky, at such an early hour I need to see your fully acne face?? Get out of here!"
Nikita punches her in the face and silences her once and for all!
Artyom didn't care. He didn't even care that Nikita had arrived, he just wanted to sleep 🛏️
Nikita enters Artyom's room and Artyom dont even bother to look at him while he's covered in blankets.
"Your fucking son of a bitch woman didn’t want to shut up this morning, huh? I had to do something about it and I'll put an end to it!"
Nikit was furious and said.
"Well, what do you want now, Nikita? I'm not planning on going out. Good night!" Artyom said rudely. (Gitis)
"What but-"
"Go back to your house!!!!!"
Nikit realized there was only one way to do it! And suddenly he just jumps down on Artyom's bed and quickly cuddles up with him!
"What are you crazy!!! You stinking faggot, get off my bed, I'm going to suffocate!"
"I'm tired too, but Artyomush, and I don't want to go all the way back home;-;"
Artyom decided that was it! He got out of bed!
And on the way up, he also pushed Nikita out of bed and Nikita kicked his leg!
"Ow!!! Look what you did, you piece of shit, you made me disabled."
"Haha." Artyom laughed
Artyom leaves the room to discover his mother's open head in the living room with all the blood on the floor.. and... in fact, Artyom couldn't have been happier in his life!
"Nikit.. you.. did this for me??..😳" He blushed and felt flattered and started to get excited and stick out his Artyom tongue.
Nikita now felt that he was finally really worth something and useful to Artyom when he saw how excited he was.
Artyom started to pee on himself from excitement! Then he started licking Nikita's acne face and taking everyone out his pimples with his teeth as a return gift.
"Artyom thank you but I suggest we go to the park to touch the grass because I feel like a TikTok couple with you right now mlm puppy play sado/mazo or whatever" nikita said
"Don't worry. It's okay because we're stinky Russians and edgy who like to watch the gore and think we're automatically cool because we were born in Russia"
Well then they both agreed to go out and Artyom was very excited now they're both in the park and Nikita touched the grass but Artyom didn't. Artyom only touched Nikita and his ass.
"Artyom come on! Everyone mustn't know that I'm a stinky fag" So Artyom started to feel ashamed and moved away.
"Sorry. That wasn't my intention I don't even want to fuck you. It's not gay Nikita."
"Whatever you say."
"Hey faggots!, pull over there!!!!!" Suddenly an unidentified voice shouted at them and it really scared Nikita and Artyom and then Artyom ran away!
he ran away quickly and left Nikita behind.
"Boy, what's the story with the woman with the open head, her whole brain decorating the floor in the house of... Wait, where did the other boy run away to? Well, it doesn't matter, handcuff the boy!" And immediately Nikita couldn't let his life end like that.
Artyom wouldn't come to save him... Not even his crazy fans!
Nikita pulled out the hammer and the nail with the needle in his ass and started acting quickly! He killed everyone like a professional maniac and managed to kill them and escaped.
He ran towards Artyom's house but then he saw a lot of police at the entrance so he knew it wasn't a good idea, not towards his house either.. And now he starts to think to himself where Artyom ran away to, or.. where would he go to in a situation like this?
Oh! That's right.. He ran to GITIS! And like that he was already heading towards GITIS and went there without permission and he found out that Artyom was actually caught by the GITIS police and now he was working like a nigger for GITIS but that was all his dream and then Nikita is really shocked
"Tyomushka! I'll free you from the stinking brainwashing!"
"No Nikita.. I'm right where I want to be~"
Then Nikita slaps him and slaps his ass too and tells him
"I need your help the police are coming to rape me"
"What really? The truth is I'm not surprised because I wanted to rape you too a few hours ago"
Nakita loses hope in humanity in those moments and immediately comes up with the one and only solution! He knows the tallest building in Irkutsk and climbs up all the way (it was 15 floors)
Nikita decides to do a livestream for all his fans (he has a lot) and everyone joins in immediately!
Even the police joined to the livestream, then Nikita turns on some music “join me in death by HIM”
and then says “everyone this is a goodbye I hate you all faggots you are all fat niggers”
Then jumps off the building and dies.
Thats the end.