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1. i only want you (on my waistline) by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Men's Football RPF  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   06 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Jude Bellingham/Erling Håland
   • Jude Bellingham
   • Erling Håland
   • Jobe Bellingham
   • Alternate Universe
   • Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
   • Alpha Erling Håland
   • Omega Jude Bellingham
   • Alpha/Omega
   • Drunk Jude Bellingham
   • Brat Jude Bellingham
   • Bottom Jude Bellingham
   • Top Erling Håland
   • Established Relationship
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Fighting
   • Making Up
   • Makeup Sex
   • pouty deer-eyed jude we love you
   • whipped erling
   • fluff until it isnt

   Summary

   Jude’s older now, old enough to drink as much as he likes without having to explain or justify himself, thank you very much.

   And the ungodly amount that he’s gulping down right now has nothing to do with the fact that his alpha pissed him off during a fight earlier! He doesn’t even know why Jobe would just assume that.

   Everything is fine... Jude thinks, as he downs another shot.

    

   Or, Jude gets too drunk after an argument and doesn’t recognize his boyfriend when he comes to rescue him.

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