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Everything was going as normal, the G8 was having a meeting to discuss global warming and the main issues.
"Hah? Why are you dudes looking at me for?" Alfred had the audacity to question.
"We are looking at you because of the amount of data centres and factories you have, dummkopf." Ludwig told the fatfuck.
"Uh, nuh uh, man!" Alfred nearly shouted. Jesus Christ, get a load of this guy??
"Whatever. Es ist mir egal.." Ludwig murmured. ("I don't care")
In Greece, Herakles was sleeping next to his gazillion cats, however, Arthur fucked up a spell and accidentally turned Herakles into a chibi. Great. Surely this'll be fine.
When Herakles finally wakes up, he realises that he is God awfully short. He looks down, noticing that his clothing is pretty much falling off. Of course, he goes home to find a mirror. When he does, he looks at himself.
"Αυτό είναι περίεργο..." Herakles mutters. ("This is strange...")
He goes to search for his old clothes from when he was just a Chibi nation. He quickly dresses into those, and immediately gets fucking jumped by a cat, knocking him to the floor.
"Έι. Φύγε από πάνω μου, γατάκι!" Herakles gently shouted. ("Hey. Get off of me, kitten!")
The cat thankfully obeys and crawls off. Herakles struggles a bit to get up, having accidentally stepped on his bum ass hoodie shit thing what the fuck is he wearing as a baby?? Idek this is my first actual fanfic I'm grabbing shit out of my ass and winging it. Ok sorry back to the fic 😭✌️.
Herakles finds his phone which he'd left charging to message Sadik.
Ηρακλής: "Μπορείς να έρθεις;" ("Can you come?")
Sadik: "Allah aşkına, neye ihtiyacınız var?" ("For God's sake, what do you need?")
Ηρακλής: "Μετατράπηκα σε παιδί." ("I turned into a child.")
Sadik: "..Tamam." ("..Okay.")
Ηρακλής ceased pestering SadiWRONG FANDOM FUCK MY BAD
Sadik comes to Herakles' house, snickering as he finds the now-chibi Herakles.
"Hell happened to you, feta bread?" Sadik chuckeld out. (Wtf after I said "Sadik" immediately "r34" shows up.)
"I don't know, do I look like I'd know?" Herakles murmurs while craning his neck to even look at Sadik.
"Hah! I remember when you were this small allways. Alright, but, what am I doing?" Sadik asked.
"Care for me? What else..?" Herakles questioned Sadik's absolute stupidness because SADIK YOU MORON WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A CHILD? YOU CARE FOR IT. DON'T MAKE DADDY JOBLESS ANGY NOW.
"Oh, yeah, right okay."
Sadik r34 WHAT THE FHCJ
Sadik picks up Herakles, and begins taking him outside, because well shit they're still nations and need to attend the World Meeting™(Trademarked oouuu shiii)