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1. Fox's funny story by dontyouknowstuff

   Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Gen, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   04 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • CC-1010 | Fox & CT-7567 | Rex
   • CT-7567 | Rex & Anakin Skywalker
   • CC-1010 | Fox & Anakin Skywalker
   • CC-1010 | Fox
   • CT-7567 | Rex
   • ARC-5555 | Fives
   • CT-1409 | Echo
   • Anakin Skywalker
   • CT-6116 | Kix
   • Clone Commander Thorn (Star Wars)
   • CC-4477 | Thire
   • CC-5869 | Stone
   • Sheev Palpatine | Darth Sidious
   • CC-2224 | Cody
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Angst
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Emotional Hurt
   • Self-Sacrifice
   • Coruscant Guard (Star Wars)
   • Protective CC-1010 | Fox
   • Protective CT-7567 | Rex
   • Protective Anakin Skywalker
   • Hugs
   • CC-1010 | Fox Needs a Hug
   • Pre-Order 66 (Star Wars)
   • Order 66 is not happening
   • Suicidal Ideation

   Summary

   "So you really want to know ? Okay."
   Okay mouths soundlessly Rex.
   "It's a funny story, you'll see" Fox adds, and Rex, half of the 501st troopers that came to the bar, begin to fear for their life. Somewhere in the room, someone says in disbelief "a FUNNY story ? For Commander Fox ? We're all gonna die, that's it ?"

   So, in the middle of the war, Captain Rex and Commander Fox enters a bar. And then Rex's day takes a turn for the worst. Fox's already in a bad day, but all days are bad days on Coruscant.
   Featuring a secondary quest for bacta, ominous elevators, a lot of flimsiwork, Thorn being Thorn, Fox being Fox, Anakin being ... something, some blood, and a lot of protectivness.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   26,139

   Chapters:

   5/9

   Comments:

   32

   Kudos:

   66

   Bookmarks:

   22

   Hits:

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