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  1. Oh No! The Magical Witch Cast Scurvy! by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel  

    07 Aug 2026

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    “What the hell?” Spider-Man shrieks. 

    Apparently, while Wade was in the shower, Spider-Man broke into his apartment, because Wade has a habit of getting into Situations like this. 

    Some would call it bad luck. Wade calls it a habit, or perhaps a talent. 

    “What do you mean, what the hell?!” Wade demands, “You broke into my apartment!”

    “You’re— you— you’re fucking purple!” Spider-Man sputters, pointing.

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    In which scars turn purple, oranges are sold out, it's a goddamn hot summer, and Peter finds out that Wade has a custom Spider-Man plushie.

    No, no, not like that—it’s not what it sounds like, he swears!

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