Adult Content Warning

This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.

• Yes, Continue
• No, Go Back

If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Yes, Continue", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again.

1. Did you fail your biology class? by Blondewinterdays

   Fandoms: House M.D.  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   19 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gregory House/Reader
   • Gregory House
   • Allison Cameron
   • Robert Chase (House M.D.)
   • Eric Foreman (House M.D.)
   • James Wilson (House M.D.)
   • Lisa Cuddy
   • Angst
   • Co-workers
   • Boss/Employee Relationship
   • Medicine
   • Smut
   • Not Beta Read
   • Porn with Plot
   • Porn
   • Medical Inaccuracies
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Oral Sex
   • Nipple Licking
   • Exam table
   • Slight medplay
   • Slight Medical Kink
   • Penis in Vagina Sex
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Praise Kink
   • Medical Kink

   Summary

   "Get your blood covered rear in my office in five minutes"
   Against all odds, House gives the new hire who's just finished medschool a week ago a chance to lead a procedure. A liver biopsy. What could possibly go wrong? You're a competent doctor, and this is your big chance to prove you deserve a spot on the team. Only...it's never as clear and simple as it seems. And you, apparently, need an extra biology lesson.

   !Active work in progress, still posting new chapters! 5th coming

   Written by request! I suggest you look up my Tiktok - whimsydollmd on which I made a post, that inspired this fanfic :) Kudos to "zombie girl" for the request! I hope I managed to satisfy! :)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   6,712

   Chapters:

   4/4

   Comments:

   15

   Kudos:

   61

   Bookmarks:

   7

   Hits:

   970