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    Phil shrugged, "I don't like cheese anyway."

    "The fuck?" the words were out of Dan's mouth before he even realised it. "How can you? Don't you like pizza and stuff?"

    "Mozzarella is plastic-adjacent, so pizza's okay," Phil explained. "Other cheeses? Nope. Smells bad, tastes bad. And cheese is basically rotten milk. Who wants to eat rotten milk? There's literal fungus on some. Disgusting."

    Yes, but what about cheese crackers ?

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    OR another tattoo artist x florist AU but it's been in my head for weeks so here we go :)

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