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1. Majority Rules by Fiber_Punk for CrimsonShield75, McGeeki

   Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Multi
   • Complete Work

   10 Aug 2026

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   • Kaidan Alenko/Jeff "Joker" Moreau/Female Shepard
   • Kaidan Alenko
   • Jeff "Joker" Moreau
   • Female Shepard (Mass Effect)
   • EDI (Mass Effect)
   • Threesome - F/M/M
   • Flirting
   • Friendship
   • Surprisingly good advice from an AI
   • EDI as wingman
   • Joker and EDI are not together
   • POV Jeff "Joker" Moreau
   • Soft Dom Kaidan Alenko
   • Cock Slut
   • Cock Worship
   • Blow Jobs
   • Oral Sex
   • Consensual Spanking
   • Eiffel Tower without the High Five
   • The only brittle bones in Jeff Joker Moreau's body are actual bones
   • Kaidan has a perfect cock
   • overly confident
   • Face-Fucking
   • Penis in Vagina Sex
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Sex
   • Surprise Kissing
   • Making Out
   • Couch Sex
   • Bed Sex
   • They don't fuck in Andersons apartment
   • Shepard thinks it feels like having sex in your parents bed
   • upside down face fuck
   • In space everyone can hear you come
   • Shepard is loud
   • Loud Sex
   • Set During ME3
   • Riding
   • Shepard is very careful not to break Joker's hips
   • He wouldn't be mad though

   Summary

   Joker is given the proposition of a lifetime: to become the meat in a Spectre sandwich. Turns out, what he thought may have been just a guest appearance may have been an audition for a starring role.

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