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  1. With All The Subtlety of a Falling Piano by ,

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    19 Aug 2026

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    His boobs bounced with the motion. Shen Yuan couldn’t help but look at them, morbidly entranced.

    That was just not how physics worked. What were they made of, rubber? And were they- no, surely not. But it did look like-

    “Dude, my eyes are up here,” Xiang Fei said.

    “Are they bigger?” Shen Yuan asked suspiciously.

    “My eyes? No,” Xiang Fei said.

    or

    After a failed transmigration due to a faulty system, Shen Yuan and Xiang Fei decide that the only way to survive a late game PIDW world is by using the ancestral wisdom of 'a flower hiding in a field' - aka. disguising themselves as women, and hiding in Luo Binghe's harem. Between the other Shen Qingqiu running around, the insane harem drama, and the still deeply-broken system, it was all going to be just fine.

    ...Right?

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