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1. The Classic Miscommunication Trope (Real!) (Not Clickbait!) by mxgoose

   Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Aug 2026

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   • Dan Howell/Phil Lester
   • Dan Howell
   • Phil Lester
   • water sports
   • Omorashi
   • Shower Sex
   • Piss Kink
   • piss-in-mouth
   • piss-on-face
   • Facials
   • Canon-Typical Silliness
   • Jealous Dan
   • even though that's not canon anymore
   • but everything else in this fic is canon
   • miscommunication trope
   • listen if your bf suggests water sports make sure you're both thinking of the same kind

   Summary

   “It starts, as many of the great disasters of Dan’s life do, with Phil saying something innocuous in the wrong tone of voice.”

   When Phil wants to try water sports, Dan, unfortunately, gets the wrong idea which turns into a series of unfortunate events that could only happen to Dan Howell. Thankfully, things quickly turn around when Phil puts 2 and 2 together.

    

   No Bee Movie script this time! I'm growing.

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