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movie reviews of domesticity

Summary:

random letterboxd movie reviews from shane and ilya who are boyfriends and not famous, just two normal guys who are sickeningly in love <3

ch 1: intro + profiles + top four faves
ch 2: queer movies

(a companion to my fic text messages of domesticity in the same alternate universe)

Notes:

as someone who is an avid letterboxd user, be prepared for unserious and silly and sometimes long ass reviews (please ignore the dates they are irrelevant)

work skins i used and tweaked a bit:
Letterboxd Work Skin by writing_tool
Letterboxd Review by atmountairy
messages generator by ireverents

Chapter 1: profiles + top four faves

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

contact name: shanya 🖤

sent:

shane

sent:

download letterboxd right now

received:

What is that?

sent:

its an app

sent:

for movies

sent:

harris told me about it

received:

It's a streaming app to watch movies on?

sent:

no

sent:

only for movie reviews

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i am trying to log every single movie i watched in my whole life right now

received:

That's going to be a lot of movies...

sent:

exactly

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which is why you need to download now so you can keep up

received:

Wait, aren't you at work right now?

sent:

this is more important than work!!

received:

Okay...

received:

I'm not sure I have a lot of strong opinions on movies though, not enough for me to download an app just for that.

sent:

its just for fun

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and it can be a diary for our movie dates

sent:

something we can look back on when we are old and grey and have bad memory

received:

That's actually kind of sweet, actually.

received:

Except for the bad memory part.

received:

Maybe we should start taking fish oil supplements? I hear they help with preventing memory loss.

sent:

omg shane focus!!

received:

Okay, I'll download the app now. You'll have to show me how to use it when you're home.

sent:

okay :)))

ilyaaa



secret location

i love movies and shane


FAVOURITES

John Wick 2014
★★★★★
Watched May 01

john wick did nothing wrong rip dog :((((

3 likes
w/shane if someone touch my cat i will go john wick on them

 

Fast Five 2011
★★★★★
Watched March 23

very hard to pick only one fast n furious movie because they are all masterpieces but i like five because the heist is fun and also vin diesel and rock are so bald

5 likes
w/shane ”its about family”

 

Brokeback Mountain 2005
★★★★★
Watched December 23

“i wish i knew how to quit you” :((((((((((((( gay love stories are so sad but so beautiful :((((((((((((( so grateful for my shane :((((((((((((((((

4 likes
w/shane i cried

 

Shrek 2001
★★★★★
Watched June 06

the best movie to ever exist!!!

4 likes
w/shane do we think shrek and donkey explore each others bodies

 

Shane




Ottawa, Canada

All reviews are my own opinions.
I watch movies with Ilya, my boyfriend.


FAVOURITES

Blade Runner 1982
Rewatched June 09

I remember watching Blade Runner on cable when I was younger and not fully understanding the story or the science fiction themes. I didn’t think much about the movie until recently when Ilya and I were looking to watch something and it came up randomly. It surprised me how much I related to the elements inside the story, like the concept of determining one’s humanity through an ‘empathy test’. As a person who never really felt like I fit into the definition of what ‘normal’ is, I felt like I related more to being a ‘replicant’ or the ‘other’ more than what a ‘human’ was supposed to be. For the longest time, it was like I was simply going through the motions of life, living life on the sidelines as an observer, acting the way I think others want me to react, even though none of it felt natural to me. It wasn’t until I met Ilya that I felt truly accepted for being me, for being what other people may consider to be ‘weird’ or ‘non-human’, so it felt healing to watch this movie through a new lens with my favourite person. The heavy existence of Japanese-inspired culture and the cyberpunk futuristic landscape in the movie is also fascinating to me, something I should dive deeper into the next time I rewatch. What ultimately struck me the most is the ambiguity of whether Deckard was a human or a replicant, because in the end - does it matter?

6 likes
with ilya at home sci-fi

 

My Neighbor Totoro 1988
Rewatched August 08

My mom said when I was younger, I used to rewatch this movie over and over again on VHS in the original Japanese version, even though I didn’t know what the characters were saying. Maybe I was trying to learn the language and feel closer to my mom’s side of the family back in Japan? I hope one day I can watch without needing English subtitles.

5 likes
with ilya at home animation

 

My Own Private Idaho 1991
Watched October 10

Devastating but so beautiful. The campfire scene will stay with me for a long time.

4 likes
with ilya at home queer

 

Goon 2011
Watched September 25

Pretty rowdy but full of heart and very Canadian. I grew up watching hockey with my dad and played in the minor leagues too. Maybe in another life I would be a hockey player, who knows!

3 likes
with ilya at home sports comedy

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