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Saturday, 9:37 AM
Ryuusei Shidou created a group chat
Everyone is online
Shidou: Hi guys 😫😫
Reo: why are we here??
Nagi: ^
Shidou: Nagi is the dih really that good
Nagi: yh
Bachira: homies 😭😭😭 btw 😭😭😭
Charles: I headcanon nagi n Reo kiss after class
Shidou: Another bar from the goat himself 🤔🤤😫
Isagi: How are you even tight with a freshman?
Shidou: omg I told yall we were in the same foster family for a few weeks 😤
Charles: best weeks of my life 😭😭😭 imy bro 😭😭
Niko: not me wow ok.
Charles: ILYT BUT NOT HOW I LOVE SHIDOU BRCAUSE THATS MY BRO AND UR MY HO YK 😭
Niko: IM YOUR WHAT
Charles: I didn’t mean it like that dadaman 😭🤤
Niko reacted “👍” to Charles’s message
Bachira: well that’s guacward ;-;
Uhm how are we doing lol
Shidou: good sae’s coming over today 🤤🤤🤤 he’s staying the night 🤤🤤🤤
Rin reacted “👎” to Shidou’s message
Charles: BAD NIKO IS MAD AT MEEEE 😭😭
Niko: and who’s fault is that
Niko is offline
Charles: NOKJGTVDD
Charles is offline
Shidou: damn Charles a good boy
Bachira: #commited
Also guys
Get online
Im lonely 🥹🥹🥹
Isagi: yeah we’re lonely
Where r yall
Hiori: lurking
Ness: yeah yall r scary 👀
Bachira: OMG NESS AND HIORI IMY ANHFJGFG 😭😭😭😭
Bro Spanish is boring asl imy come back
I miss last year augh
Nagi: what’s w the glaze
Ness: oh hush
Nagi: did Kaiser let u talk in the gc??
Ness: lowkey nah
Ness went offline
Shidou: WELL DAMN
Bachira: ended him #FinalGirl
Isagi: let him get up nagi 😤
Nagi: yall r annoying :x
Nagi went offline
Bachira: he got u there ngl
Isagi: Bye he said “yall”
Saturday, 10:51 AM
Hiori: omg guys
Me and Rin were out and about and I went to pee
Bachira: well hello again 👀
Karasu: omg why does Rin only hang out with u
Rin: Because you guys are all lukewarm idiots.
Chigiri: I mean I didn’t say that but yeah
Kunigami: sounds right
Hiori: ANYWAY
I was in the men’s restroom because there was no gender neutral restroom and these little boys (15 maybe idk (SCARY)) came in hootin n hollerin about some obsession dance and baby boo 😭
Reo: nuke the generation we’re not making it past gen beta
Hiori: literally 😔
Uhm and then they realized I was peeing sitting down or smt because when I came out they were like “oh why were u pissin sitting down in the stall?” “You should be in the women’s restroom if ur gonna piss like some pussy”
Karasu: YOU SHOULDVE WHIPPED OUT THAT SOUTHERN ACCENT BROTHER😤
Hiori: bye I was nervy I thought I was gonna get jumped 👀😭
Rin: like I’d let that happen.
Hiori: #Whatdatmean🤔🤔
Shidou: Wait that kind of happened to me too when I was using a public urinal and this kid was obviously in awe of my mega sized dick 😫
Reo: I have that shirt too kind of
Chigiri: the kid was like “her curls 🥰🥰”
Shidou: are yall tryna say my dick is small ? 🤔
Chigiri: yeah basically
Shidou: I can’t believe this
Sae is my dick small???
Sae: I’m not answering that.
Shidou: SAE PLEASE 😭😣
How would you feel if u were me 💔
Sae went offline
Bachira: I think everyone who went offline was because of shidou
Reo: nagi made Ness go offline
Kaiser: nah that was because ness knows his place
Bachira: so whatever that means
Shidou: ness puppy boy confirmed 🤔
Bachira: I think so 🤔
Wait I want a puppy boy
YOICHIIII
Isagi: I am not being ur puppyboy
Bachira: so you don’t love me
Isagi reacted “🙅♂️” to Bachira’s message
Bachira: you cant even write it Yo 😭😔
FROM MIKE FROM MIKE 😡
Hiori: wait Thats triggering me
Bachira: Byler brain rot takes over
Hiori: see im still pissed becuzzzz what was the point the painting
Isagi: what was the point of ANYTHING ngl
Hiori: AHH EXACTLY
Isagi: Mike was too upset to answer
Hiori: Mike gives will that dick
Bachira: they’re bonding awe so cute
Shidou: Byler bonded champs 💪
BBC for short
Isagi: pause
Hiori: let’s not go too far…
Reo: BACK TO MY VERY FIRST POINT WHY ARE WE HERE
Isagi: WHY ARE WE YELLING
Bachira: I DONT KNOW
Shidou: we’re here because Ego wanted me to let u guys know we have a scrimmage at 8 🥰
Everyone is online
Yukimiya: we had practice yesterday he didn’t tell us then??
Bachira: why does he forget we have family’s
Nagi: shrug
Reo is typing
Isagi: I can feel the glaze coming 🥶🥶
Reo: nagi that was so tuff 😫
ISAGI SYAU
Shidou: wait guys me and sae’s sleepover 😭🥺
Rin: thank god
Shidou: treating ur soon to be brother in law like that wowwww rinrin
Sae reacted “❓” to Shidou’s message
Otoya: even he was weirded tf out
Charles: if yall are getting married can I be the flower boy
Shidou: omg yes and rinrin can be the ring bearer
Charles: im so excited 😆!!!
Isagi: the marriage Shidou made up in his head
Bachira: oh good one Yo
Reo: and yall call me a glazer
Nagi: well
Kurona: even nagi knows
Bachira: HI KURONA
Reo: WHY DO YOU KNOW EVERYONE WTF
Bachira: because I’m pure of heart ❤️🩹
Reo: yeah I wouldn’t classify running around the locker room naked and undiagnosed pure of heart
Bachira: I'm connecting to Mother Nature 🌱
Charles: yes we should all run around naked and revert to our infantile state
Isagi: please dont