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1. dildo next door by rjive

   Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

   • Explicit
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   • Work in Progress

   25 Sep 2026

   Tags

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   • Kim Namjoon | RM/Kim Seokjin | Jin
   • Dumb and dumber namjin
   • Alternate Universe - Neighbors
   • Sex Toys
   • this is a romcom
   • Friends with Benefits
   • Neighbors with benefits
   • Everything is Beautiful and Nothing Hurts
   • waxing poetic about kim seokjin's nonexistent ass
   • namjin go freak4freak
   • idiots to lovers
   • kim namjoon's poorly concealed foot fetish

   Summary

   Kim Namjoon, newly back in Seoul, receives his neighbor's sex toy parcel by mistake and opens it (strike one).

   He continues to somehow invade his neighbor's privacy and make a fool of himself (strike two).

   He then insinuates to his neighbor that he could fuck him better than his dildos (strike three).

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   14,313

   Chapters:

   3/?

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   Kudos:

   242

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