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Review by Anya's Papa
Spider-Man: Brand New Day 2026
★★★★★ ♥
Watched 30 Jul 2026
my shanya loved this movie! 😊 we had a lot of fun
peter parker you are so much stronger than me... i would have killed myself 🤷🏼
♥ 294 Likes
Review by Anya's Papa
Spider-Man: Brand New Day 2026
★★★★★ ♥
Watched 30 Jul 2026
my shanya loved this movie! 😊 we had a lot of fun
peter parker you are so much stronger than me... i would have killed myself 🤷🏼
EDIT: the wife was NOT a fan of my review.
♥ 294 Likes
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Obsession 2026
★★★★★ ♥
Watched 16 May 2026
bear you deserve NOTHING. SUCK MY TAINT!!!
♥ 327 Likes
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Scream 7 2026
1/2
Watched 27 Feb 2026
did not even watch. just wanted to lower rating.
♥ 1,436 Likes
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Challengers 2024
★★★★ 1/2 ♥
Watched 28 Apr 2024
would have been 5 stars if the two guys kissed more 🫤
♥ 543 Likes
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A Dog's Purpose 2017
Watched 12 Oct 2023
0 STARS. I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE CUTE MOVIE ABOUT DOG FINDING A JOB. DO NOT WATCH. THAT IS GORE OF MY COMFORT CHARACTER. I COULD NOT EVEN FINISH. DIRECTOR, YOU ARE EVIL. EVIL!!!!! 0 STARS!!!!!!!!!!
♥ 32 Likes
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Bottoms 2023
★★★★ ♥
Watched 5 Sep 2023
i thought this would be shane hollander movie but let's go lesbians!!!
♥ 5,693 Likes
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Gran Turismo 2023
★★★★★ ♥
Watched 29 Aug 2023
🚗+.*- vroom vroom woosh vroom vroom
whatever. i could totally do that.
♥ 32 Likes
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Shazam! Fury of the Gods 2023
★★★
Watched 24 Aug 2023
the only good part of movie was rachel zegler
♥ 2,357 Likes
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Minions: The Rise of Gru 2022
★★★
Watched 1 Jul 2022
STUPID FUCKING OTTO!!! PISSING ME TF OFF!!!!!!
♥ 193 Likes
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Avengers: Endgame 2018
★★★★★ ♥
Watched 29 Dec 2018
since your dogs want be assholes to anya at dog park iron man dies in endgame and i am not even kidding
♥ 0 Likes
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Farenheit 451 2018
★★★★
Watched 29 Dec 2018
this might be her biggest fear... all the hockey books... no... anyways MBJ 🤤 🤤
♥ 24 Likes
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Annihilation 2018
★★★★★ ♥
Watched 26 Feb 2018
???
♥ 5.219 Likes
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Spider-Man: Homecoming 2017
★★★★★ ♥
Watched 7 Jul 2017
tom holland! you are amazing spider-man! (i am so funny...)
♥ 305 Likes
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The Conjuring 2 2016
★
Watched 31 Oct 2016
watched with sveta. i am a big strong russian so i was not scared. she cried tho.
♥ 2 Likes
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Gone Girl 2014
★★★
Watched 15 Oct 2014
what the fuck.
♥ 39 Likes
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The Hunger Games: Catching Fire 2013
★★★★★ ♥
Watched 22 Nov 2013
BEST MOVIE EVER!! ))))
♥ 93 Likes