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1. The King's Tiny Problem by all_things_hobbit for MissCottontale

   Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
   • Bilbo Baggins
   • Thorin Oakenshield
   • Post-Battle of Five Armies
   • Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
   • Anal Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Micropenis
   • Thorin has a micropenis
   • POV Bilbo Baggins
   • Bottom Thorin Oakenshield
   • Top Bilbo Baggins
   • Bottom Bilbo Baggins
   • Top Thorin Oakenshield
   • they take turns
   • Virgin Thorin Oakenshield
   • First Time
   • Smut
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Light Angst
   • Premature Ejaculation
   • Wank and Tell | Creator is Open to Comments about Masturbating to This Work

   Summary

   Bilbo had always thought he was the problem. Throughout the quest, when Thorin would pull away from their kissing and stop before they went to far, Bilbo had blamed himself. It isn't until the eve of their wedding when Bilbo discovers that what held Thorin back wasn't the tiny hobbit, after all, but something even tinier. Luckily for Thorin, Bilbo loves small things.

   ~ A one-shot in which Bilbo finds out that Thorin's "dwarfhood" is much smaller than he could've imagined, and he can pleasure his love with extreme ease. ~

   Language:

   English

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