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“Uh, hi guys. Today my roommate wanted to join the stream.”
“Hello! It’s so lovely to meet all of you! My name’s Reo Mi—uh, just Reo. I’m excited to be here!”
Kiyo_omii: is that THE reo mikage
cloudydayyy: he was about to say mikage right
chohun7058: like mega conglomerate mikage???
“Yup. Reo’s a super-rich elite.”
“Ahah—ahahaha! That’s not—Nagi, you said, um—”
brunt: what is he whispering
snhn: reo can you talk louder pls
brunt: nagi what is he saying
“Reo’s saying he thought we’d keep his identity a secret.”
“Nagi, you can’t just tell them—okay.”
nagiismysunshine: wow reo caved to his puppy eyes INSTANTLY
great_performer: 👀
ashmuka: #watdatmean
“I didn’t cave, I just—okay. Never mind. Um, yeah. I guess I can’t really deny it, now? I’m Reo Mikage, I’m Nagi’s roommate, and I just, uh… I guess I got a little curious what he was doing every day all holed up in his room? He told me he was talking to all of you and playing video games, and I thought I’d join for a day to see!”
great_performer: woa
Aviantei: you should join every day so that nagi actually talks instead of just sitting there and not saying a word
PunkTrashNoiz: lolololol
“...Nagi, do you really not talk on these streams? Isn’t talking the entire point?”
“It’s too much of a pain.”
“...right. Um… so how do these usually go?”
“I dunno. I just play video games and these guys like to watch.”
“Right.”
“Do… you want to play, too?”
“Huh? What, really?”
“Yeah. Otherwise you might get bored, right?”
“I guess that’s true… I don’t think I’d be very good at the types of games you play, though.”
“That’s okay. I’ll teach you.”
brunt: what in the domestic fluff
great_performer: LMAOAOOAOAOAOA HAS NAGI EVER BEEN THIS NICE TO LIKE ANYONE
nagiismysunshine: this is so out of character lol
ashmuka: oh my god do yg remember when he did the ichibanstriker collab and he absolutely REFUSED to teach anyone his cheats.. even though that was like the entire point of the collab 😭😭😭im CRYINGGG
Kiyo_omii: this is fmu
Aviantei: I Know What You Are
“What’s domestic fluff mean?”
“Um… don’t worry about it, Reo.”
“Okay…?”
“Do you want to get your computer? I can help you set it up.”
“Oh, right, okay! I’ll be right back.”
seishirover: now that hes gone.. nagi is there anything you want to tell us
great_performer: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
jan: guys can we be serious he’s just friends with his roommate. you fujo freaks are reading too much into things
“Oh, yeah. I guess I’ve never mentioned it before. I’m in love with Reo.”
roseee7291: h
soulmatebattery: what
roseee7291: huh
smartxblonde: HUH?????????????????
roseee7291: wait w
smartxblonde: WHAAAAT THE FUCK
RoosterHeadsHyenaLaugh: I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT OMFG GUYS I FUCKING SAID THIS I LITERLALY
jan left the stream
Chuuyas_fan: no fucking way
Kittykitkit: nagis gay?
kigio: did bro just say fr that on a livestream
LittleVale2008: wtfff
natashalorensky: is this a joke lol
RoosterHeadsHyenaLaugh: I KNEW IT I KNEW I T I KNEW IT I WKENFW
PunkTrashNoiz: oh so THATS why hes so nice to reo
Aviantei: nagi does reo know?? won’t he see that you said this????
“Nah. Reo doesn’t actually know where to find my streams.”
DawnShadowXx: no ways
penguin777: this is crazy you are so crazy
ladyofhope: dude i don’t really care that you’re gay can you start the actual stream already i’ve been waiting for like ten minutes
Aviantei: nagi why don’t you tell reo!!!
“‘Cause Reo doesn’t want to hear that. Not from me.”
Aviantei: oh.. :(((
Donot_watchme: waiter waiter more doomed yaoi please
Stargirlstar14: THEYRE NOT DOOMED OMG
ladyofhope: calling real people yaoi is kind of weird
Donot_watchme: shut up no one gafs
“Sorry, sorry, I got distracted checking my stocks… uh, wow, looks like the chat was busy?”
“Yeah. They’re a bit impatient. Wanna start?”
“Yeah, let’s!”
MoonlightOnBamboo: does nagi need to be leaning in that close
PunkTrashNoiz: lol
Aviantei: lol
Toothpick91: guys stop talking about it
“Stop talking about what?”
“Don’t worry about it, Reo.”
im_a_mirroball: hgghhhj
myokou: [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]
Dancheronpa: did you actually just type out [redacted] three times that’s so embarrassing man
“Your chat is, uh… interesting.”
“Yeah. Anyway, that’s your profile set up. The actual game mechanics are pretty easy. You press this to aim, this to shoot, and this to dodge. And these to move around.”
“So I just… need to avoid getting shot.”
“Pretty much.”
“Okay, yeah. I can do that!”
“Okay. I’ll invite you to my lobby now.”
Coelha_lovelly: go reo go!!
IDontEvenKnow22: wait he died instantly lol
Leo_nopseudo: umm nagi? you might want to check in on reo
IDontEvenKnow22: dude u suck at this lol
“Uh… I think I did something wrong.”
“That’s okay. You’ll respawn in a few seconds.”
“Oh… okay.”
KindaPog: oh
blurp69: okay so that’s kind of embarrassing
Little_tigerlili: reo how do u get one-shotted instantly two times in a row LOL
lexa_760o: nagi do something
“Sorry… I don’t think I’m very good at this?”
“Um… it’s okay. You can try again? If it… helps, there are, like. Stronger armors you can buy.”
“Oh, really? Where?”
Karirin: uh
soldeabril: what
nomazee: no fucking way
Karirin: did reo just drop 50k on that
nomazee: no FUCKING way
Amaris_Wis: that’s mikage money for you
sleepylotuss: reo knows that there are cheaper options, right?????
“Oh… uh, Reo, you didn’t have to spend that much.”
“Oh, that’s okay. It’s not that much anyway! Oh, and look—I survived getting hit this time!”
IDontEvenKnow22: this guy’s not real lmao
nomazee: dropping 50k two minutes into starting a game is absurd
MidnightSilver: reo can you give me some money
“No, I mean, really… you… you could probably get a refund on that.”
“Nah, it’s alright. If I join more of your streams, it’ll come in handy, right?”
“I… I guess?”
“Cool. Hey, my weapon is kind of weak. Can I buy a stronger one?”
“Um, yeah, but—”
“Nice!”
titulartitaniaqueen: OH MY GOD LMAOOOO
Kio_o: this is insane
nagiismyfemboy: nagi why do you even stream atp reo can pay for everything LOLLLLL
bonezthewriter: imagine having 75 thousand yen you can just spend on a virtual machine gun
MidnightSilver: fuck my stupid chud life
“Are you… sure about this?”
“Yeah, why not?”
“Uh… okay.”
kyr_gios: can you bring reo to every stream lol this is so entertaining
myokou: [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]
Dancheronpa: STOP DOING THAT
“Hi everyone! It’s good to see you all again!”
do_not_ask: hiii
nekomella: HIIII HIHIHII
Solsparks: omg its reo
nagiismyfemboy: where’s nagi?
medusamymuse: HI REO HIII HI
“Nagi’s out right now making some marketing content for a brand deal. Isn’t that so cool?
onyxchrom: you sound so proud of him haha
“Oh, I am. I don’t actually remember why he started doing this, and I know he used to complain about it being a lot of work and kind of a pain at times, but… I’m really happy to see him grow his channel like this. Anyway, he asked if I’d do a quick stream in his place. He feels bad leaving you guys alone on a day he usually streams, I guess. Um… right. Let me see if I can share my screen real quick…”
IDontEvenKnow22: no offense but u lwk suck at this game
MidnightSilver: are you going to spend another 50k for better armor or something LOL
hollyus: guys i just joined whats going on
puddingonmyhead: wait whys he
whothehelltyping: um
IDontEvenKnow22: wait why are you actually kinda cracked
whothehelltyping: he’s GOOD?????
great_performer: how much dps was that????
IDontEvenKnow22: no way he improved that much in like a week
great_performer: reo since when were you good at this
“Oh, it’s kind of hard to play and read your comments at the same time. Sorry. Um… I guess practice just makes perfect?”
great_performer: do you play bad in front of nagi on purpose lol
“N-no? No, that’s crazy. I don’t do that.”
great_performer: ohhhh
coffeeecake0: OHHHH
10_L oh he TOTALLY does
pinkchicken: LMAOAOAOOAOA
IDontEvenKnow22: okay wait so you spent 125k on this fuckass game just so you could make nagi think you were bad at this…?
MidnightSilver: first world problems i guess
great_performer: why?????
“It’s not—I’m not actually doing anything on purpose. Um, but if I was, I guess—I guess it would be because I don’t want Nagi to get bored of me. You know, if he knew I was… good at this, he might not have a reason to invite me back on stream. Anyway, I think he might... like teaching me?”
sejeong: boy you are so crazy
whoodzz: klsDFJAKHWEFUAWEF
rokuism: did anyone clip that
pinkchicken: lMAOOOO THIS IS SO UNSERIOUS
great_performer: reo areyou in love with nagi lol
MidnightSilver: ok so wheres MY gamer bf who’ll drop a hundred thousand yen just so i keep giving him attention
“Um—! Okay, wait, no, it’s not like that. And no, I’m—not? In love with Nagi?”
great_performer: whyd u phrase it like a question then lol
Aviantei: lol
PunkTrashNoiz: lol
“Seriously. I’m not in love with Nagi. And, anyway—Nagi doesn’t even like guys. I don’t… I don’t actually think he likes anyone.”
sageplusthyme: 👀
furuyui: whos gonna tell him
sageplusthyme: 👀👀👀
“Not that that matters! It’s fine if Nagi doesn’t like anyone! It’s fine if Nagi—whatever! Um, sorry, I think—okay. Yeah, I’m going to—I’m going to end the stream, now—!”
IDontEvenKnow22: dude its been like two minutes
chok_i1082: WAIT REO COME BACK WE’LL BE NICE
furuyui: wait seriously whos gonna tell him
“Hi. Reo said you guys were being mean to him.”
“I did not say that—”
chok_i1082: LOLLLLL
KagSesshlove: mean is one word for it
slimekingmiya: someone didn’t like being called out
IDontEvenKnow22: please for the love of god can you just do a normal stream today please
great_performer: nagi did u know reo fakes being bad at games to get your attention lol
“...huh?”
“Oh my god, no I don’t!”
Aranrosia_sanchez: Oh!
LeahTenshi: did someone really just come out and say that lmfaoooo
3nchant3ddiana: i thought this would be more of a slow burn but ig we’re just going for it
IDontEvenKnow22: bruh
“...you’re faking being bad at the game?”
“I’m—I’m doing no such thing! I just, you know, have, uh, beginner’s luck, I guess, and, you know, practice makes perfect—”
great_performer: he thinsk if hes too good at games you’ll get bored of him
“I—I do not—!”
nagiismysunshine: yea u do
nagiismyfemboy: yea he does
FallenVoid: yeah he lwk does though
“They’re—they’re just making stuff up—”
idkilikecats: this is absolute cinema
ParkJiah: reos blushing SOOO HARD LOLLL
KukiKyu: can someone clip this
“Um… it’s okay, Reo, sometimes they just act like this.”
chok_i1082: HE DOESN’T BELIEVE US??
chokiicat: YOU DON’T BELIEVE US?????????
“Anyway, why would you spend that much money on a game you’re actually good at?”
ashb0ssanov4: bc he lurrrrves you
kittynagicchi: can someone tell this guy to get his head out of his ass
Katzenii: omfg you guys are pissing me off YOU BOTH ARE IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER ITS NOT THAT DEEP
morguebat: by definition does that not make it deep
Katzenii: SHUUUUT UPPPPPP
R0se: That's outstanding, It's steady, it's unhurried, and somehow that quiet consistency is exactly what keeps you coming back to it and It also gave me a small idea though I'm not sure this is the right place for it D!$ ( c ut ero sely n No blank space
Katzenii: not right now rose.
“Oh… ahaha… your chat is… really funny, huh? They’ve got quite the sense of humor.”
“Hm.”
rsatze: oh my god just end my misery
mariaa_usertaken: how do they still not get it
aixal: nagi u straight up told us on stream that you were in love w reo
“They’re… making up a lot of stuff to sell this, huh?”
“Hm.”
“...Nagi?”
“They’re… not making it up.”
Racoonman: PRAISE THE LORD
brunt: i used to pray for times like this
chok_i1082: YEYSYYSEYEYEEYSYEEYESESSSYEESSSS WE ARE SO UP
snhn: fucking finally
“Uh. What—what do you mean?”
“They’re not making it up.”
“So… you said that?”
“Yeah.”
“You… told them you’re in love with me?”
“...yeah.”
“...why?”
farawayblu: did this bozo just ask why
Purpledtunes: ok maybe we are not up
peepeepoopoo200: BROTHER WHY DO YOU THINK HE SAID THAT
“Because… I’m in love with you…?”
peonyflowers: did reo just die
CharlieCollins_09: hes not moving
AkahanaSaori: my guy FROZE
“Um… are you… are you serious? Like, you’re not just saying this for the stream?”
Luqasmilk: i actually fully don’t think nagi remembers that we’re here
Yelyml: does he even know he’s streaming LOL
“No, I… I’ve always loved you. I just… I didn’t know how to tell you, so I…”
“...so you told your chat instead?”
“Um… that was more of an accident. It just kind of slipped out.”
“Oh.”
“Yeah.”
“Wow.”
“...yeah.”
chohun7058: absolutely riveting conversation guys
Heartfield: REO SAY SOMETHING BRO
“Oh… uh, right. Yeah, um. I’m in love with you, too. By the way.”
“Oh.”
“Yeah.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“Woah.”
Turchino: oh my god i liked you guys better when you were pining
blueoysterkit: OKAY CAN YOU PLEASE NOT START MAKING OUT ON STREAM ACTUALLY
ryurains: guys i just joined what did i miss
