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brunt: what in the domestic fluff
great_performer: LMAOAOOAOAOAOA HAS NAGI EVER BEEN THIS NICE TO LIKE ANYONE
nagiismysunshine: this is so out of character lol
ashmuka: oh my god do yg remember when he did the ichibanstriker collab and he absolutely REFUSED to teach anyone his cheats.. even though that was like the entire point of the collab 😭😭😭im CRYINGGG
Kiyo_omii: this is fmu
Aviantei: I Know What You Are

“What’s domestic fluff mean?”

“Um… don’t worry about it, Reo.”

“Okay…?”

“Do you want to get your computer? I can help you set it up.”

“Oh, right, okay! I’ll be right back.”

seishirover: now that hes gone.. nagi is there anything you want to tell us
great_performer: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
jan: guys can we be serious he’s just friends with his roommate. you fujo freaks are reading too much into things

“Oh, yeah. I guess I’ve never mentioned it before. I’m in love with Reo.”

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or, Nagi is a streamer, and Reo's also there

Notes:

this is legitimately the worst thing i've ever written in my life. i am so sorry. um. i was too lazy to come up with names for everyone in the chat so i just used usernames from my kudoses and comments on my last fic LOLL if you're a frequent commenter of mine you may see your name in here more than once <33 i hope thats okay and i apologize for mischaracterizing you all...!!!!! if anyone wants their name removed from this please let me know LOL

please do not turn off creator style!!

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“Uh, hi guys. Today my roommate wanted to join the stream.”

 

“Hello! It’s so lovely to meet all of you! My name’s Reo Mi—uh, just Reo. I’m excited to be here!”

Kiyo_omii: is that THE reo mikage

cloudydayyy: he was about to say mikage right

chohun7058: like mega conglomerate mikage???

“Yup. Reo’s a super-rich elite.”

 

“Ahah—ahahaha! That’s not—Nagi, you said, um—”

brunt: what is he whispering

snhn: reo can you talk louder pls

brunt: nagi what is he saying

“Reo’s saying he thought we’d keep his identity a secret.”

 

“Nagi, you can’t just tell them—okay.”

nagiismysunshine: wow reo caved to his puppy eyes INSTANTLY

great_performer: 👀

ashmuka: #watdatmean

“I didn’t cave, I just—okay. Never mind. Um, yeah. I guess I can’t really deny it, now? I’m Reo Mikage, I’m Nagi’s roommate, and I just, uh… I guess I got a little curious what he was doing every day all holed up in his room? He told me he was talking to all of you and playing video games, and I thought I’d join for a day to see!”

great_performer: woa

Aviantei: you should join every day so that nagi actually talks instead of just sitting there and not saying a word

PunkTrashNoiz: lolololol

“...Nagi, do you really not talk on these streams? Isn’t talking the entire point?”

 

“It’s too much of a pain.”

 

“...right. Um… so how do these usually go?”

 

“I dunno. I just play video games and these guys like to watch.”

 

“Right.”

 

“Do… you want to play, too?”

 

“Huh? What, really?”

 

“Yeah. Otherwise you might get bored, right?”

 

“I guess that’s true… I don’t think I’d be very good at the types of games you play, though.”

 

“That’s okay. I’ll teach you.”

brunt: what in the domestic fluff

great_performer: LMAOAOOAOAOAOA HAS NAGI EVER BEEN THIS NICE TO LIKE ANYONE

nagiismysunshine: this is so out of character lol

ashmuka: oh my god do yg remember when he did the ichibanstriker collab and he absolutely REFUSED to teach anyone his cheats.. even though that was like the entire point of the collab 😭😭😭im CRYINGGG

Kiyo_omii: this is fmu

Aviantei: I Know What You Are

“What’s domestic fluff mean?”

 

“Um… don’t worry about it, Reo.”

 

“Okay…?”

 

“Do you want to get your computer? I can help you set it up.”

 

“Oh, right, okay! I’ll be right back.”

seishirover: now that hes gone.. nagi is there anything you want to tell us

great_performer: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

jan: guys can we be serious he’s just friends with his roommate. you fujo freaks are reading too much into things

“Oh, yeah. I guess I’ve never mentioned it before. I’m in love with Reo.”

roseee7291: h

soulmatebattery: what

roseee7291: huh

smartxblonde: HUH?????????????????

roseee7291: wait w

smartxblonde: WHAAAAT THE FUCK

RoosterHeadsHyenaLaugh: I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT OMFG GUYS I FUCKING SAID THIS I LITERLALY

jan left the stream

Chuuyas_fan: no fucking way

Kittykitkit: nagis gay?

kigio: did bro just say fr that on a livestream

LittleVale2008: wtfff

natashalorensky: is this a joke lol

RoosterHeadsHyenaLaugh: I KNEW IT I KNEW I T I KNEW IT I WKENFW

PunkTrashNoiz: oh so THATS why hes so nice to reo

Aviantei: nagi does reo know?? won’t he see that you said this????

“Nah. Reo doesn’t actually know where to find my streams.”

DawnShadowXx: no ways

penguin777: this is crazy you are so crazy

ladyofhope: dude i don’t really care that you’re gay can you start the actual stream already i’ve been waiting for like ten minutes

Aviantei: nagi why don’t you tell reo!!!

“‘Cause Reo doesn’t want to hear that. Not from me.”

Aviantei: oh.. :(((

Donot_watchme: waiter waiter more doomed yaoi please

Stargirlstar14: THEYRE NOT DOOMED OMG

ladyofhope: calling real people yaoi is kind of weird

Donot_watchme: shut up no one gafs

“Sorry, sorry, I got distracted checking my stocks… uh, wow, looks like the chat was busy?”

 

“Yeah. They’re a bit impatient. Wanna start?”

 

“Yeah, let’s!”

MoonlightOnBamboo: does nagi need to be leaning in that close

PunkTrashNoiz: lol

Aviantei: lol

Toothpick91: guys stop talking about it

“Stop talking about what?”

 

“Don’t worry about it, Reo.”

im_a_mirroball: hgghhhj

myokou: [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]

Dancheronpa: did you actually just type out [redacted] three times that’s so embarrassing man

“Your chat is, uh… interesting.”

 

“Yeah. Anyway, that’s your profile set up. The actual game mechanics are pretty easy. You press this to aim, this to shoot, and this to dodge. And these to move around.”

 

“So I just… need to avoid getting shot.”

 

“Pretty much.”

 

“Okay, yeah. I can do that!”

 

“Okay. I’ll invite you to my lobby now.”

Coelha_lovelly: go reo go!!

IDontEvenKnow22: wait he died instantly lol

Leo_nopseudo: umm nagi? you might want to check in on reo

IDontEvenKnow22: dude u suck at this lol

“Uh… I think I did something wrong.”

 

“That’s okay. You’ll respawn in a few seconds.”

 

“Oh… okay.”

KindaPog: oh

blurp69: okay so that’s kind of embarrassing

Little_tigerlili: reo how do u get one-shotted instantly two times in a row LOL

lexa_760o: nagi do something

“Sorry… I don’t think I’m very good at this?”

 

“Um… it’s okay. You can try again? If it… helps, there are, like. Stronger armors you can buy.”

 

“Oh, really? Where?”

Karirin: uh

soldeabril: what

nomazee: no fucking way

Karirin: did reo just drop 50k on that

nomazee: no FUCKING way

Amaris_Wis: that’s mikage money for you

sleepylotuss: reo knows that there are cheaper options, right?????

“Oh… uh, Reo, you didn’t have to spend that much.”

 

“Oh, that’s okay. It’s not that much anyway! Oh, and look—I survived getting hit this time!”

IDontEvenKnow22: this guy’s not real lmao

nomazee: dropping 50k two minutes into starting a game is absurd

MidnightSilver: reo can you give me some money

“No, I mean, really… you… you could probably get a refund on that.”

 

“Nah, it’s alright. If I join more of your streams, it’ll come in handy, right?”

 

“I… I guess?”

 

“Cool. Hey, my weapon is kind of weak. Can I buy a stronger one?”

 

“Um, yeah, but—”

 

“Nice!”

titulartitaniaqueen: OH MY GOD LMAOOOO

Kio_o: this is insane

nagiismyfemboy: nagi why do you even stream atp reo can pay for everything LOLLLLL

bonezthewriter: imagine having 75 thousand yen you can just spend on a virtual machine gun

MidnightSilver: fuck my stupid chud life

“Are you… sure about this?”

 

“Yeah, why not?”

 

“Uh… okay.”

kyr_gios: can you bring reo to every stream lol this is so entertaining

myokou: [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]

Dancheronpa: STOP DOING THAT

 


 

“Hi everyone! It’s good to see you all again!”

do_not_ask: hiii

nekomella: HIIII HIHIHII

Solsparks: omg its reo

nagiismyfemboy: where’s nagi?

medusamymuse: HI REO HIII HI

“Nagi’s out right now making some marketing content for a brand deal. Isn’t that so cool?

onyxchrom: you sound so proud of him haha

“Oh, I am. I don’t actually remember why he started doing this, and I know he used to complain about it being a lot of work and kind of a pain at times, but… I’m really happy to see him grow his channel like this. Anyway, he asked if I’d do a quick stream in his place. He feels bad leaving you guys alone on a day he usually streams, I guess. Um… right. Let me see if I can share my screen real quick…”

IDontEvenKnow22: no offense but u lwk suck at this game

MidnightSilver: are you going to spend another 50k for better armor or something LOL

hollyus: guys i just joined whats going on

puddingonmyhead: wait whys he

whothehelltyping: um

IDontEvenKnow22: wait why are you actually kinda cracked

whothehelltyping: he’s GOOD?????

great_performer: how much dps was that????

IDontEvenKnow22: no way he improved that much in like a week

great_performer: reo since when were you good at this

“Oh, it’s kind of hard to play and read your comments at the same time. Sorry. Um… I guess practice just makes perfect?”

great_performer: do you play bad in front of nagi on purpose lol

“N-no? No, that’s crazy. I don’t do that.”

great_performer: ohhhh

coffeeecake0: OHHHH

10_L oh he TOTALLY does

pinkchicken: LMAOAOAOOAOA

IDontEvenKnow22: okay wait so you spent 125k on this fuckass game just so you could make nagi think you were bad at this…?

MidnightSilver: first world problems i guess

great_performer: why?????

“It’s not—I’m not actually doing anything on purpose. Um, but if I was, I guess—I guess it would be because I don’t want Nagi to get bored of me. You know, if he knew I was… good at this, he might not have a reason to invite me back on stream. Anyway, I think he might... like teaching me?”

sejeong: boy you are so crazy

whoodzz: klsDFJAKHWEFUAWEF

rokuism: did anyone clip that

pinkchicken: lMAOOOO THIS IS SO UNSERIOUS

great_performer: reo areyou in love with nagi lol

MidnightSilver: ok so wheres MY gamer bf who’ll drop a hundred thousand yen just so i keep giving him attention

“Um—! Okay, wait, no, it’s not like that. And no, I’m—not? In love with Nagi?”

great_performer: whyd u phrase it like a question then lol

Aviantei: lol

PunkTrashNoiz: lol

“Seriously. I’m not in love with Nagi. And, anyway—Nagi doesn’t even like guys. I don’t… I don’t actually think he likes anyone.”

sageplusthyme: 👀

furuyui: whos gonna tell him

sageplusthyme: 👀👀👀

“Not that that matters! It’s fine if Nagi doesn’t like anyone! It’s fine if Nagi—whatever! Um, sorry, I think—okay. Yeah, I’m going to—I’m going to end the stream, now—!”

IDontEvenKnow22: dude its been like two minutes

chok_i1082: WAIT REO COME BACK WE’LL BE NICE

furuyui: wait seriously whos gonna tell him

 


 

“Hi. Reo said you guys were being mean to him.”

 

“I did not say that—”

chok_i1082: LOLLLLL

KagSesshlove: mean is one word for it

slimekingmiya: someone didn’t like being called out

IDontEvenKnow22: please for the love of god can you just do a normal stream today please

great_performer: nagi did u know reo fakes being bad at games to get your attention lol

“...huh?”

 

“Oh my god, no I don’t!”

Aranrosia_sanchez: Oh!

LeahTenshi: did someone really just come out and say that lmfaoooo

3nchant3ddiana: i thought this would be more of a slow burn but ig we’re just going for it

IDontEvenKnow22: bruh

“...you’re faking being bad at the game?”

 

“I’m—I’m doing no such thing! I just, you know, have, uh, beginner’s luck, I guess, and, you know, practice makes perfect—”

great_performer: he thinsk if hes too good at games you’ll get bored of him

“I—I do not—!”

nagiismysunshine: yea u do

nagiismyfemboy: yea he does

FallenVoid: yeah he lwk does though

“They’re—they’re just making stuff up—”

idkilikecats: this is absolute cinema

ParkJiah: reos blushing SOOO HARD LOLLL

KukiKyu: can someone clip this

“Um… it’s okay, Reo, sometimes they just act like this.”

chok_i1082: HE DOESN’T BELIEVE US??

chokiicat: YOU DON’T BELIEVE US?????????

“Anyway, why would you spend that much money on a game you’re actually good at?”

ashb0ssanov4: bc he lurrrrves you

kittynagicchi: can someone tell this guy to get his head out of his ass

Katzenii: omfg you guys are pissing me off YOU BOTH ARE IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER ITS NOT THAT DEEP

morguebat: by definition does that not make it deep

Katzenii: SHUUUUT UPPPPPP

R0se: That's outstanding, It's steady, it's unhurried, and somehow that quiet consistency is exactly what keeps you coming back to it and It also gave me a small idea though I'm not sure this is the right place for it D!$ ( c ut ero sely n No blank space

Katzenii: not right now rose.

“Oh… ahaha… your chat is… really funny, huh? They’ve got quite the sense of humor.”

 

“Hm.”

rsatze: oh my god just end my misery

mariaa_usertaken: how do they still not get it

aixal: nagi u straight up told us on stream that you were in love w reo

“They’re… making up a lot of stuff to sell this, huh?”

 

“Hm.”

 

“...Nagi?”

 

“They’re… not making it up.”

Racoonman: PRAISE THE LORD

brunt: i used to pray for times like this

chok_i1082: YEYSYYSEYEYEEYSYEEYESESSSYEESSSS WE ARE SO UP

snhn: fucking finally

“Uh. What—what do you mean?”

 

“They’re not making it up.”

 

“So… you said that?”

 

“Yeah.”

 

“You… told them you’re in love with me?”

 

“...yeah.”

 

“...why?”

farawayblu: did this bozo just ask why

Purpledtunes: ok maybe we are not up

peepeepoopoo200: BROTHER WHY DO YOU THINK HE SAID THAT

“Because… I’m in love with you…?”

peonyflowers: did reo just die

CharlieCollins_09: hes not moving

AkahanaSaori: my guy FROZE

“Um… are you… are you serious? Like, you’re not just saying this for the stream?”

Luqasmilk: i actually fully don’t think nagi remembers that we’re here

Yelyml: does he even know he’s streaming LOL

“No, I… I’ve always loved you. I just… I didn’t know how to tell you, so I…”

 

“...so you told your chat instead?”

 

“Um… that was more of an accident. It just kind of slipped out.”

 

“Oh.”

 

“Yeah.”

 

“Wow.”

 

“...yeah.”

chohun7058: absolutely riveting conversation guys

Heartfield: REO SAY SOMETHING BRO

“Oh… uh, right. Yeah, um. I’m in love with you, too. By the way.”

 

“Oh.”

 

“Yeah.”

 

“Really?”

 

“Yeah.”

 

“Woah.”

Turchino: oh my god i liked you guys better when you were pining

blueoysterkit: OKAY CAN YOU PLEASE NOT START MAKING OUT ON STREAM ACTUALLY

ryurains: guys i just joined what did i miss

Notes:

fun fact that spam comment is copied straight from an actual comment i got from my last fic

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