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  1. Dirty Little Secret by

    Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom  

    11 Aug 2026

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    Ten years of history. Seven months of silence. One scandalous lie.

    No one at the wedding reception knows Zelda and Link quietly broke up seven months ago—least of all the groom, who just drafted them to play the party's most explicit game.

    Now, with Link on his knees using his teeth to drag a garter down her bare thigh and Zelda four glasses of red wine deep, pretending to be together is starting to feel dangerously real.

    Old habits die hard. But keeping their hands off each other? That might be impossible.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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