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march 1st 2026, 10:37 am
Lando:
Oscar
Oscar
Osc
Oscar Piastri🥐:
mate we’re sitting next to each other
why are you texting me
Lando:
right
is it just me
or did smth happen between
Kimi and Ollie
Oscar Piastri🥐:
how should I know?
and why are you asking me this
in the middle of the freaking FIA meeting…
they are right here
Lando:
which is why i’m texting you innit
instead of soeaking
so they wont hear
Oscar Piastri🥐:
speaking*
Lando:
stfu
u still haven’t answered me
Oscar Piastri🥐:
I don’t know???
Lando:
arent you friends with Bearman
like
y is he sitting so close to Bortoleto
he wont even look at Kimi
Oscar Piastri🥐:
I mean
it is a bit weird
why is Kimi sitting with Franco
they’re not even teammates…
Lando:
RIGHT
that’s whag i said
so here s what i’m thinking
they broke up or smth
and their trying to make the other gelous
Oscar Piastri🥐:
so they actually were dating?
Lando:
idk yeah
probably
Oscar Piastri🥐:
that just seems a bit much
I mean, Ollie is sitting next to Esteban as well
maybe Gabi just happened to be there, next to his own teammate
and Audi and Haas just happened to sit next to each other
Lando:
how dk u explain Kimi then??
hes literally between rb and alpine
he has smhow made George sit next to Max…
Oscar Piastri🥐:
well
actually I’m not sure what’s happening there
Lando:
see!!!!
he’s totaly trying to get a reaction from Ollie
OMG
DID YOU SEE THGAT
Oscar Piastri🥐:
what happened
Lando:
Franco was 100% staring at Kimi
Komi caught him
and Franco WINKSD
HE EINKED OSCAR
Oscar Piastri🥐:
huh.
he winked.
Lando:
YES
omg
what if its already past making him gelous
what if its a rebound relationship or smth!!!
Oscar Piastri🥐:
jealous*
that sounds childish
Lando:
oh come on
they ARE children
Oscar Piastri🥐:
we don’t even know if Kimi and Ollie were
together in the first place
Lando:
you dont think they where?
Oscar Piastri🥐:
I mean
I’m not saying that…
but the timeline doesn’t add up to me
Lando:
go on
Oscar Piastri🥐:
if they were dating
they must have been since Prema, right?
because then they got to F1 and they started talking less
and suddenly Ollie says in an interview that Gabi is his best friend on the grid
Lando:
that was such a bitch move
not to be rude or anytn
Oscar Piastri🥐:
right
not rude at all…
but yeah I think by that point they had already broken up or were in the process of
which is why I don’t think Ollie sitting next to Gabi is weird, they might genuinely just be best friends I think
but then I don’t get how Franco came in the picture
I don’t think I’ve ever seen him and Kimi being all buddy buddy before, but you also don’t just wink at anyone, right?
Lando:
no u don’t
Oscar Piastri🥐:
so clearly there’s something there, at least on Franco’s side
not sure about Kimj though, he seems kind of hung up on Ollie, still
maybe your jealousy idea wasn’t that far fetched…
Lando:
god u r such a gossip
dodnt think u had it in ya
Oscar Piastri🥐:
yeah well
maybe I’m just observant
Lando:
sure
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Max V:
who tf has you giggling at your phone during an FIA meeting
at fucking 10 in the morning
Lando:
Im not giggling
mind ur besness
Max V:
oh so it’s Oscar
Lando:
stfuuuuuuuu
Max V:
fyi everyone can tell you guys are on your phones
you’re not subtle under the table
focus
Lando:
I genuinly deaspise you
Max V:
damn, big words
and none of them is spelled right
Lando:
skamnskzjksmd
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march 6th 2026, 11:49 am
Oscar:
hey
did you catch the fan forum this morning?
Lando Norris🥭:
havent
y?
Oscar:
Mercedes was on
with Alpine
Lando Norris🥭:
SYOP
WHAG HALOEND
Oscar:
I mean not much
Kimi and Franco were pretty friendly
they whispered a lot…
and apparently they had dinner together at an italian
place last night
Lando Norris🥭:
whatttt
100% a date
how did I miss this
Oscar:
yeah well
guess who I watched it with
Lando Norris🥭:
OSC
NO WAY
what dif Ollie say
Oscar:
that’s the thing
he said nothing.
we were having coffee together and it came up on the cafeteria tv
he was completely silent the whole 6 minutes it lasted,
and then he went back to normal once it ended
Lando Norris🥭:
that is so fucking funny
Oscar:
it was kind of scary actually?
I thought the tv might break with the way he
was staring at it
Lando Norris🥭:
god
i wish i aas there
Oscar:
I’ll call you
Lando Norris🥭:
what
wdym?
Oscar:
next time I hang out with Ollie
I’ll call you if I think something like this will happen
so you can join us
Lando Norris🥭:
oh
thanks Osc
Oscar:
no problem, Lan
Lando Norris🥭:
I was righg btw
ure such a gossip
Oscar:
yeah yeah shut up
so are you.
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march 8th 2026, 2:39 pm
Oscar:
did you see them
Lando Norris🥭:
see how
who*
Oscar:
who do you think dumbass
they walked together to the parade bus
Lando Norris🥭:
wtf
Kimi and Ollie???
Oscar:
yes mate
and they were laughing
Lando Norris🥭:
this wknd keeps getting weirdr
do u think theyr back tgthr
Oscar:
I genuinely have no idea
Lando Norris🥭:
i think
u should go up fo Ollie
Oscar:
and say what???
oh how are you Ollie
how’s the single life been treating you?
Lando Norris🥭:
yes??
Oscar:
bffr
Lando
where are you going
LAMDO
GET AWAY FROM KIMI
DON’T INTERFERE
could you be anymore subtle
you sound like a stalker
Lando Norris🥭:
stop texting
go
Oscar:
oh my god
fine
march 8th 2026, 14:57
Oscar:
tell me why Franco just mentioned he has new girlfriend
Lando Norris🥭:
OSCAD
WHAF DO U ME AM
Oscar:
I’ve never been so confused in my life
Lando Norris🥭:
ok
ok
come to my room after the parade
Oscar:
what
Lando Norris🥭:
my room?
the lne in ghe motorhome
the door in dront of yours
Oscar:
I know where your room is Lando
but why am I coming ??
Lando Norris🥭:
we need tk debris
debred
debrf
Oscar:
debrief
Lando Norris🥭:
that word
Oscar:
right
ok
march 8th 2026, 8:12 pm
Lando:
so i know we establisced that Franco and
Kimi were onlh fooling around
with the whole jelousy thing
but
after media
they where in the space betwn merc and us
Franco said he is proud of him
for the win yk
and Kimi duckkng giggled.
HE GIGGLED OSCAR
bearnelli divorce confirmed?!?!?!
Oscar Piastri🥐:
that
…
I’m not sure what to think about that
Lando:
what if i was right
and ghey are a treesome
or worse
their both cheating on their partner
with each other
Oscar Piastri🥐:
again
it’s trouple
and I highly doubt that’s the case
it is getting kinda weird though
I wish we could just know the truth
Lando:
so why dont you ask
Oscar Piastri🥐:
mate
ask who, the big brother?
Lando:
fucking Bearman
obviusly
Oscar Piastri🥐:
obviously*
why don’t you ask Kimi then
Lando:
…
fair
we ll see what happens tngt ig
your coming right?
Oscar Piastri🥐:
to the club?
Lando:
yh
Oscar Piastri🥐:
I don’t know
yeah
probably
Lando:
good
c u there
❤️
;)
:)