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Back in the bus Off The Hook approached me.
"Hey [Y/N] we're adopting you," they said in union like how they were going to get united because they were getting married.
The end.
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"It was in fact not the end as there is another fanfic written about me," I thought to myself.
I got up out of the bus seats I was sleeping on. Today Off The Hook were going to sign the adoption papers. I was going to finally have a proper mother, two of them even.
I was greeted by Marina and Pearl outside the bus.
"Are you excited [Y/N]," Marina asked.
"I sure am, especially since my old mother sold me for only 27 G," I replied.
"Well, we'd never sell you," Pearl said comforting me," because we're rich."
"Well then get back in the bus we're driving to the adoption center," she continued.
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We were inside the adoption paper signing office. They signed their names; Marina's neat; Pearl's messy.
"Well then, that's done!" Said Marina.
"You ready to meet your new sister and um... new roommate," Pearl asked ominously.
"Why did you pause before saying roomate. Is our roomate like, evil or something?" I asked desperately.
They didn't answer.
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The bus was driven to an mansion. It was a large building with 3 floors. The perimeter of it was decorated with flowers of many kind. And near the back was a swimming pool filled with mayonnaise.
"Pearl why the fuck do you have a pool full of mayonnaise," I asked angrily.
"Mayonnaise," she replied nonchalantly.
The bus paused in front of the entrance.
We entered.
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On the living room couch was an octoling aged possible 14-15.
"Hi, I'm [Y/N]," I introduced myself," I'm your new sibling."
"Huh, oh, hi, I'm Patrica," she greeted," It's nice to meet you."
"So what do think about our parents, they're cool, right?" She asked.
"Yeah, I guess," I answered.
"You guess, they are super cool, they helped me save the world from Commander TarTar!" She exclaimed.
"Saved the world? Commander TarTar?" I was confused.
"Oh, right you don't know about that. Well basically Commander TarTar was an evil telephone made by humans before they went extinct, and he got this giant statue that was going to fire a laser on Inkopolis, but we stopped it." She explained proudly.
"Yeah right, as if I'd believe that, humans aren't real, they were made up by the government to distract us." I replied confidently.
"Ok then, be a non believer," she said spitefully.
Just then an onimous precance arrive. An octoling. There was something wrong with them. THEY WERE GREEN.
"Oh my cod, there's an zombie!" I screamed.
"Don't worry about them, they're just like that," Patrica said trying to calm me down.
I sat still as I watched the zombie limp towards the couch and grab a pillow. It then returned to were it came from. I was shooken. How could an octoling have green skin and be okay.
Should I tell Marina and Pearl.
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"Marina! Pearl!" I yelled," There is an green person."
"Hmm, oh yeah, that's just Acht," Pearl explained.
"Don't worry about them they like to be alone so you won't interact with them much," Marina added on.
"B-but they're green, that doesn't make sense," I questioned.
"Alot of things don't make sense, like how I managed to get Pearl," Marina said winking to Pearl.
So they wouldn't be much help.
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I had decided to face the issue head on.
"Why are you green?" I demanded to know.
"That is an rude question to ask," they replied.
"Oh, sorry," I replied as I just know realised how rude I was being.
"So uhhm, could I still know," I asked trying to be nicer.
"No," they replied bluntly.
"Ok, sorry," I said for a final time.
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It was dinner time, the table was set with food and everyone had a bowl of soup except Pearl, she had mayonnaise. Despite the problems I ran into (I made most of them), it was nice to have a warm meal and people who cared about me.
Tomorrow I'll try to make amends with Acht and get to know Patrica more.
The end. Seriously this time, I hope.