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"[Y/N] I've sold you", my mother said to me.
"Wh-why?!" I asked shocked.
"I'm in debt from my weapons addiction. I'm sorry. If I don't pay, sheldon won't let me buy from him again" she answered.
"Well at least could you tell me who you sold me to," I asked trying to get my hopes up.
"Idk lol," my mother answered.
"Bruh"
Suddenly the doorbell rang.
"This must be them," my mother went to the door and opened it.
"We bought you [Y/N]" said 7 beautiful people.
IT WAS NOW OR NEVER SEVEN!
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The group led me to the now or never seven tour bus. All the members went on the bus one by one till I was the only one left on the pavement.
"Ay, ay (come on, we're waiting for you)," called big man.
I cautiously climbed up the steps of the bus. I looked upon the rows of the bus: Callie and Marie sat in the middle of the bus; Marina and Pearl were at the back; Frye and Shiver sat at the front near big man, who was driving the bus. I wondered who to sit next to. Marina and Pearl were dating and I didn't want to 3rd wheel. Callie and Marie were both doing solo activities so I wouldn't have much conversation. I was finally left with the choice of sitting next to Frye and Shiver.
"H-hey guys," I asked," can I sit here?"
"Sure [Y/N] ," answered Shiver.
I sat down and big man started the bus.
"Why did you guys buy me?" I questioned.
"We needed someone to work behind the scenes for the grand festival," Frye answered.
"But why not hire someone," I asked.
"We ran out of budget," she answered.
"And I was a cheaper option!" I replied shocked.
"You were only 27 G," she explained.
My jaw dropped.
"Anyway, you will need to work on our make up, stage lighting and special effects," Shiver said listing what I had to do.
"Ay! (And you get to announce the winners at the end!)" Big Man added.
"Oh ok then I'll see what I can do," I replied with confidence.
We carried on talking but on the topic of whether Chirpy chirps or squid squad is better.
~~~ =|:》
I was in the dressing room of Marina and Pearl, members of Off The Hook.
"Is it true that you guys are dating," I blurted desperate to know if the rumours were true.
"Why should we tell you that," Pearl said eating mayonnaise with a fucking fork.
"Sorry" I replied,"I guess I have to start on your make up then."
"I'm sure you'll do great," Marina said trying to encourage me.
I started to work on their make up. As I did that they spoke:
"Well Pearlie I can't wait for our announcement at the end of the show"
"Gosh, I've been so excited since I asked last week."
"I'm sure our fans will be so excited!"
"Not as excited as I am."
"What are you guys going to announce," I asked.
"It's a secret [Y/N]," said Marina.
They had a secret!!!!
"Very well then, keep your secrets," said I,"Anyways I've done your makeup, you're ready to go on stage!"
~~~ =|:》
The Squid Sisters, Callie and Marie, had just finished their proformance. The stepped backstage as I greeted them:
"Hey guys, how was it?"
"It was awesome!" answered Callie.
"Your lighting and special effects skills were really good" Marie complemented.
"Thanks I guess I'm just naturally gifted," I said trying to be humble.
"You know after this we should hire you for more shows," said Callie.
"You know we own [Y/N], we don't need to pay them." Marie explained to Callie.
"I think you guys should still pay me," I said trying to guarantee a stable income.
~~~ =|:》
Finally the festival was nearing and end. All that was left was to announce the winners. I stepped up onto the podium and spoke.
"Thank you all for coming and participating in the Grand Festival. Now is the time for you to find out who the winner is."
I was handed the letter with the winners name inside.
"The winners is..."
I opened the letter.
"[Y/N]!"
"Wait. I won" I exclaimed.
"WE LOVE YOU [Y/N]!!!!!" Someone screamed from the crowd.
"Now it is time for a special announcement," said Marina.
"We're getting married!!!" Announced Pearl.
~~~ =|:》
Back in the bus Off The Hook approached me.
"Hey [Y/N] we're adopting you," they said in union like how they were going to get united because they were getting married.
The end.