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1. Don't Be Kind To Me (Honey, Don't Feed Me I Will Come Back) by Goldendew

   Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   12 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Jackson Healy/Holland March
   • Jackson Healy & Holly March
   • Holland March & Holly March
   • Holland March
   • Jackson Healy
   • Holly March
   • Getting Together
   • Idiots in Love
   • Mutual Pining
   • Light Dom/sub
   • Soft Dom Jackson Healy
   • overprotective jackson healy
   • lack of aftercare (not by mcs)
   • Subdrop
   • petplay haunts the narative
   • (they dont do the petplay)
   • Rating May Change
   • more tags to be added probably
   • Case Fic
   • If You Squint - Freeform
   • the case is a tool to move their relationship along
   • Hurt/Comfort

   Summary

   “Jesus, March, it’s not even noon yet,” scolds the low, disappointed voice, “Are you fucking serious?”

   “Fuck you, go away,” croaks a voice, scratching his throat. Must be him talking.

   “G- Go away? Are you fucking kidding me? I’m telling you your daughter came to the comedy club for breakfast, are you fucking listening to me? What the fuck is wrong with you?!” A strong hand comes down on his shoulder to whip him around, and he's looking up at Healy towering over him, scowling. As he should. March isn't sure what he did wrong, exactly, but he knows Healy's anger is warranted.

   Healy's expression shifts fast as his hand falls away from March, leaving a space for the cold to bite again. Eyebrows furrowed together in a way he’s never seen before. His voice comes out unsure. “...What is wrong with you?” 

   ---
   Or: It's a dog eat dog world out there, and March bit off more than he could chew.

   Language:

   English

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