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1. Am I up there with your coffee and stale donuts? by Darcyyyy

   Fandoms: The Mentalist (TV 2008)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Aug 2026

   Tags

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   • Patrick Jane/Teresa Lisbon
   • Patrick Jane (The Mentalist TV)
   • Teresa Lisbon
   • Cuties
   • Idiots in Love
   • Patrick Jane Loves Teresa Lisbon
   • Patrick Jane being Patrick Jane (The Mentalist TV)
   • Post-Canon
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Soft
   • someone save me from this
   • Fluff
   • Snapshots
   • Tooth-Rotting Fluff

   Summary

   Jane is a bit of a suicide-freak, and Lisbon is his favourite way of killing himself.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,047

   Chapters:

   2/2

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   154

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