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  1. I'm a loser baby (so why don't you kill me) by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    20 Aug 2026

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    Ned had a stalker.
    For the past few weeks, a guy had been following him. Not all day, not even every day, but certainly enough to be noticeably and unequivocally stalking. The guy had even crashed their housewarming party! He forgave him for that, he brought a very nice bouquet of flowers. He had been nice, too. And hot.

    Spider-Man had a stalker.
    Ever since he started getting headaches, someone had been following him. Not a lot, not very often, and never as Peter Parker, but enough that he couldn't think they were anything other than a stalker. They were too good, he would have never noticed if it wasn't for the Spidey Sense. It probably had to do with the app tracking down his movements, though.

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