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[In black with a VHS filter, the screne fades to blue with Piracy Warning type text reading "WARNING: The only reason piracy is ever bad is because you get caught in the first place by the capitazis. If you wanna be a pirate then do it smarter but idk how, I'm not a pirate nor am I born in the 17th centuries aka the century of pirates nor was I the apprentice of Stickbeard the only pirate to actually steal sugar like what pirates actually did when they didn't steal gold. Besides, libraries let you pirate their stuff anyway, go to your local library with a card and go unbrainrot your head. And also long days, pleasant nights Dark Tower fans I've never seen before as someone who never actually read anything from there and only heard about it from a TVtropes page about Charles the Choo-Choo Train. Bt-dubs, TVtropes lies about stuff like Robot and Monster being boring and some pages like "StarDog and TurboCat" are poorly developed so we could use the extra help. And also the Midnight Horror School episode "Shigiwotsutairofu" was RUMORED to be a Banned Episode but as usual Tvtropes lied about it being actually that"]
[Fade to white... then slightly compress the white screen to form a black border, empty space to show the scenes that would form the instrumentals YTPMV style. And in part of the frame is a quartet of children and their drum teacher from rhe video below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af637HGKO1s
And a clip of the Flain & Seismo Mix stomping for the two clips to combine and form the main drums.]
[As the music plays, a random character from each nostalgic but mostly obscure show appears in place of the inexplicable Egyptian hieroglyphs, with each character in a completely out of context screencap, including Rocketboy & Toro, Mike the Knight, some found concept art of Midnight Horror School, Pat and Mat, Kapitan Bomba, the Monster High anime, a storyboard from Mixels and Strange Hill High each, a screenshot of Unemployed Brendan, this Polish sitcom called "Świat według Kiepskich", Tabaluga, a jazzercise tape screenshot, Noonbory and the Super Seven, the "The Producers" movie, a clip from the 1929 Peter Pan movie, Sushi Pack, a silent clip from the Canadian movie "The Color War", the "Shorts" movie logo, a silent clip of Microwave Society atguing over the studio lights on a cherry from "Sharkboy and Lavagirl", etc.]
[In place of the Egyptian ladies, one by one, instead three poorly-drawn images of the Infernites (Zorch, Flain, and Vulk respectively) appear and spiral into a Deltarune type explosion, transitioning with a Cool Transition to the clip from the Mixels episode "Cookironi", where the Electroids and Cragsters Maxes witness the Infernites max offscreen into the Infernites Max, bursting a breath of fire out of their jaw before shouting "DO A BARREL ROLL!", which cues the brawl between the three Maxes before Quicky from Midnight Horror School runs and kicks the ball of violence like a soccer ball, temporarily breaking the fourth wall.]
Docky: (in response to Quicky's feat) Hmph.
[Docky becomes part of the bass using his common anime "Hmph" thing, with duet Patch Treasurechest on his ship and Sand E. Starfish of Lalaloopsy fame singing on a rock as the synth.]
[A really hairy guy rolls up to the screen, covering what was a scene of Quicky kicking the ball of violence into the goal. And as he talks, the tv channels between various random things because the tv is bored. It shows the sped up Homestar Runner "virus" sbemail, then the famous YTP of the Y2K Bug Safety tape that Planet Clue made, then the first musical number from the actually surprisingly great, informative, and catchy if not quite corny anti-drug PSA "Cartoon All-Stars To The Rescue!" which infamously used nostalgia to tell us not to use drugs, and it cycles through other stuff while the hairy guy's singing, including the infamous scene where the winner made a stupid move on "Wheel Of Fish". At least they explained what drugs do to your brain, had a lot of effort put into it, and had a really cool soundtrack.]
A really hairy guy: Hey, lool
Look at those apple-bottom jeans (jeans) (Cookie!)
Squirrels in my pants make you lool
I say yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah [think that one rock song from the 2000's i forget the name of]
There ain't never ain't a catch
All you got to do is YEET
[Cue Patrick Star tearing off his skin to reveal a professional business suit. And then to The Amazing Digital Barrel of Monkeys.]
A really hairy guy:
Velcro YEEY Vel-lev-cro
[Now cue a clip from Volectro's famous Calling All Mixels introduction short of him launching da fireworx]
You just need the seams on your velcro blue jeans
*slaps a velcro Mike Wazouski into his forehead*
Apply directly to the- *CUE STATIC TRANSITION TO "Let's Zuiikin' English" the infamous diarrhea episode, auto tuned and edited to match the pitch & tempo of this song WHICH FITS THE LYRICS*
[Deltarune explosion back to the og AO3MV]
Well, it feels so right when you Go-Gurt squeezed it tight
Thr circus, the circus!
I love the circus!
When you reach the end do it over again.
*he Animorphs into a living tattoo gun from TAWOG, transitioning into the infamous scene from the episode of the series thst should've been on Adult Swim or at least for 13 year olds, or at least its 2nd season and after it should be that*
See ya, suckers!
[Fade to black. The music's still going. Fade to a cheesy Wacky Pomo type advertisement thing for this being a collab and for people to make a collection so that people can continue this and in fact it's better if they don't just make the same Velcro Fly submissions because it's AO3, it's free real estate. So come on guys, make a Collection and help make me make this collab a real thing and make it funnier than the GoAnimate Movie. Please!]