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[The Movie opens with the Dreamworks logo like normal... except the text is replaced by an Undertale text box with large text reading "WARNING: SEIZURES, SWEARS, AND NEO-DADAISM IN THE FORM OF YOUTUBEPOOPETRY. AND TEMPLETON TEMPLETON"..... before a flying airplane gif crashes the whole thing.]
[Cue Congo. Zoom into the O of Congo... where we see a guy from the 2010's jumping into a wheelchair. Zoom in on the guy in a wheelchair.]
Guy in a wheelchair: (sniper voice) piss
[Cue Bigfoot print. And a shoe.]
Adult Tim Templeton: Survival of the shittest. [Unemployed Tim Templeton narrows his eyes at the print.. except in his pupils is instead two Micheal Rosens. The left one is chrunshing cewlewelry and the right one is approving.] It's the law of the law.
Right Michear Rosrensr: MMMMMMM
Employed Adult Timpleton Tem: (to Tyson who is slightly politely taking a wooden sweater.) There's always someone trying to take what's yours.
Tyson Grimm: Woulut's dis?
Becky Butters: It's a woulden swehtah!
Tyson Grimm: The stupidity. I'm going to
[A million monkeys slam on typewriters in the background. And the oens from The Simpsons jn the background. And Mr. Burns because it is a heathen who doesn't believe in the blurst of times.]
have a number of comments about such a thing and
[Mitchell now suddenly has a youtube channel superimposed inside a poorly edited VIX vlog website. The channel's videos are the one with a giant zoom of a wooden sweater in the thumbnail and the rest are the exact same rant video with the Cookierun Eternal Sugar Cookie ASMR video thumbnail poorly drawn on to look like the average rant thumbnail with a stock image of the ranter (Tyson), red circles and red arrows, and one of the videos' thumbnails is a clip from the 1924 Peter Pan movie.]
gets away with it!
Adultempleton: (Mitchell Tanner's voice) Sou yoo'v (not mehchul tahnuhs voh-ueece) comments (mihchull tannauh's vouleece) wit ah woulduen swetauh aye lawt?
Mom Templeton: (offscreen) Hey, Tim!
[Cut to Mom Templeton. Her grill is full of raving Burnards shouting about Ice Cubes.]
Mom Templeton: Your cold dogs are getting hot!
Tem Timpleton: Cold dogs?
Mom Templeton: YOU FOOL!
[Mom Templeton suddenly turns into Mom Babyhuntertleton and behind her is an army of out of context Burnard screencaps ready to murder Timpletim Temple.]
Mom Templeton: Looks like we got ourselves a Boss Baby!
[GUITAR STRING... AND FINGERCRACK!]
[THEY-
*wa wa, wa wa wa wa, it's letter time!*
Big pig: Hey, kids-
[Zoom out however, turns out the thing is on the Strange Hill High security monitor. And then the monitor changes to the peak "Rocketboy and Toro" credits.]
Mitchell Mitchell: Cuehm owhn! I woahnt tuo see suehm spppoueiyuoaulliaewers!
[So Toy Story Pig starts changing the channel to feature... well, I can't tell what the crap it is either. It's mostly a bunch of British shows, Numberblocks "funny faces", Looney Toons stuff, obscure british shows, obscure shows, stock images, scenes from really obscure stuff like The Weirs Al Show, UHF, Spatula City, The Mr. Ed Show, the Rocky & Bullwinkle Movie, The Sky Princess, Bluey, and Youtube subscription propaganda, and then he stops at some parodic short of N@zis doing the Lambeth Walk. Except they're not, because the Evil Pinwheels(tiny tm on top) is sloppily painted over with poor MS Paint recreations of the censor bar. The poor thing even has its "nazis don't exist" in fucking comic sans, except for the one banner which has the Youtube logo on it.]
The other toys: *incomprehensible arguing*
Toy Stroy Pig: mm yes induitably.
[Tory Stoy Pig changes the channel to the Timpeltomtentons a negative minute later in the mandatory exposition montage.]
[Back to another Dreamworks logo... this time it spins rapidly as WOAH MICROWAVE SOCIETY JOSIAH JUMPSCARE!]
Josiah: Wait, why are there logos again?
Jude: (disortledted) cold open.
[Suddenly a million hands with guns shoot at the Dreamworks logo, converting it into the dancing MetalBeard thing that sung that song no one knew about.]
[And THEN the airplane gif hits it again. By reversing and and going back forward a bunch of times at a rapid pace.]
Adultletotim Timtomtpleton: When I wasn't exploring the Congo... I was a deep sea diver.
[A shark with sea goggles floats up behind A Deep Sea Diver. He turns behind himself and shows off his pirated pirate swashbucjle sword.]
Shark: (eat the Diver) CRUNCH
[CUE CREDITS set to the TF2 theme]
Templethothethy "leslie" Timpletemtpleton: It was just the three of us: The Templetons. And three is the perfect number.
Sudden Numberblock Thre3: because THRE3 is the best number.
[Buzz complete with incomprehensibly vibrating stock image of a lie detector- HOLY SHIT CAINE!]
Caine: You can shut up now!
[TRAPDOOR'D!]
Number theee Block: AH-
Adultimpledultleton tlton: Did you know that the triangle is the strongest shape found in nature?
[A series of random disasters attack the Templetons. They all explode. And there's way more disasters on between them like the dinosaur gif, the airplane gif from earlier, the screaming cowboy from that music video everyone forgot about, Barney The Dinosaur, Stanley getting you a drink from the fire hose.. and that's it. Except for practically 300 minus 299 Matthewses plus practically 300 Baikinmans laughing maniacally as more explosions explode.]
Timpleton: Three stories, five hugs, and my special song, right?
Momleton: (Plankton's face) CORRECT!
Dadleton: (while Momleton is Planktleton) *commits the one guy from the Ratatouillle YTP clapping rapidly* (Noisy from MHS) SHOOOOWTI-
*Dadleton plays CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE*
*While Momleton sings "2nd Week of Deer Camp"*
[And now, cue inexplicably right in the middle of the screen baby... bottom. Respectfully covered with a nice big 10x10 photo of a giraffe.]
giraffe: a nice big 10x10 photo of a giraffe.
[The baby, having been apparently made in a giant factory with no known maker and no known location, presumably high in the air or somewhere in the hollow earth.. the first invention of capitalism, and it is used to make unassuming victims of the world into slaves to the tiny and business suited. This is how America ruled: through the propaganda of babies.]
[...Suitably, the baby runs from the machine that will dress him and enslaved him to the one purpose...]
He falls anyway.
Into a big thing of soup from the one Tree house of Barely Even Horror episode except it's from the era of Treehouse of Actually Somewhat Horror aka the superior Simpsons era in the episode]
Soup makers: *scream in horror as a million Bart and Lisa's run oit of the soup*
Male Soup maker: (face turns to Plankton) MY EYES!
[The baby then rolls up to the sex identity decider, but it picks him up and bounces him on both sexes]
Sex identity decider (#1 wanted Twitter criminal): PAC-MAN, BARBIE, WADDLE-DOO, RANGO BIRD!
[The baby stops bouncing.]
SID: SUMMO-WAH! *Suddenly slaps the baby down the male lane which is actually the Wii Bowling lane and he strikes a full strike!*
[Meanwhile, at the office he now works at, his chair screeches the floor on the way down the lane of infinite office cubicles.. and then he gets to his cubicle, where he checks everything out. He drinks his bottle-
Suddenly his face turns into Mitchell during the clip where he's licking the water faucet from the safety week episode except now he's licking the bottle.]
[Cue title card: The Boos Babba with the Boss TeleBaby Sun in the first O. It's asymmetrical and therefore it's supposedly "ugly" and so who the crap cares. By the time the for some reason 50's song ends with a final note, the final note finally notes with a final note guitar png being forcibly stretched by a flying cursor.]
[CUE STATIC AND COMIC SANS FONT SAYING "hey guys I just found out this movie was based on a kids picture book also about a Chris Pratt-like Alex Baldwin Boss Baby - me ("i don't have a quote for this" - CPLABBB)" TRANSITION]
Adult Tim: I had a million questions. Who is this guy? Why is he here? (Gumball Guard Voice) What is 2 plus 2? (Emperor Nikolai's voice) What is the square root of nine? (Adultimtple's voice) Does he know karate? (Caine's face) What's YOUR name- (face suddenly turns into Billy Billy And Mandy's) WHEN ARE YOU GONNA LEAVE?
[Boss Baby's face turns into Uncle Nergal's, reacting in surprise.]
FINGER SNAP
[The baby screams an opera Of The phantom solo to mind control them into going this way.]
Mom and Dom Tompletom: Oh, this way? (Mr. Incredible's face times TWO) YEAH-
Micheal Rosen on the door window: I think nearly everyone loves (smile turns upside frown)animals, (down turns upside smile) don't they?
Adultonplemtotnt: One thing was right smack dab in the middle of conducted meetings.
[The baby screams an opera Of The phantom solo to mind control them into going this way.]
Dadton: You called?
Momton: Do you need Señor Squeaky?
Bossy Bab: (Soldier) no.
Adulton: Lots and lots and lots of meetings. lots of meetings.
[The baby screams an opera Of The phantom solo to mind control them into going this way.]
Adult: Even in the middle of the night!
[Light clicks on.]
???: Spunjbawb, can I get a glass of (the one guy from the Incredibles 2 YTP) hey, where's my pizza?
[Cue poorly drawn MS Paint sciency diagram of what he's saying]
Mom: O Hai Michael! Free sample?
Boss: (Demoman) No thanks (MOKEY) BETCH
[The baby screams an opera solo to mind control them into going this way. Except it's the part two with the chorus guy... coming from Squidward playing the SpongeClarinet.]
Boss: (Spongebob (The Musical) voice) Hi, FoleyBAAWB!
You get the idea: Things weren't his immediate satisfaction. His fit was his satisfaction.
[Boss Baby HOWLED... like the Flying Dutchman. Sad. Good thing there's some backup screamers in his mouth! So for tonight folks, we got the muscular guy who held Patrick on his back, The Angry Ranting Swede, Matthews singing a song from many a birthday, the horribly off-key Anpanman English dub theme song, Squidward screaming in his bathtub, Juno who is currently nearly done burning at the moment...
And at the last second, Twitchy the monkey on drums!]
Cool Teacher: Chill yourself!(yourself! yourself! cookie!)
Tim: I'M UP I'M UP
Flying pig from Sheep in the Big City: (Dadlton's voice) Okay, good talk!
Timpleton: (Rolf's face) Whar?
[CUE STATIC TRANSITION WITH TEXT READING "1 make sure to like and subscribe don't forget to hit the notification bell crap = pretend I stopped abusing the Strange Hill High references"]
SPACE Templetim ton: The year is (Braveheart Lion's voice) Caredate: 1-12-59 [Cue random images of Numberblock Nineteen] -19.
Ensign T-Rex: (Sokka! A png of a wiki page for Care Trek showing the actual Care Dates being ridiculous when converted from Stardate time appears on his face) wat?
SPACR Templtoentofn: Ensign T-Rex and I are Care Bears Countdown. (MEDIC) I think it's nothing to worry about.
Momleton: (at the dinner table) VEGAS
Tempeldofnt: (at the dinner table) SHET. OKAY-O-KAY-dokilly, we need to TALK! In private.
Dadlton: About what, bud?
Tim: About the b-b-
Dad: (Homer Simpson face) BB's?
Tim: The b-a-b-b-e-Y, Templton?
Mom: (Tim's face) HE'S TAKING OVER THE WHOLE HOUSE!
Dad: (Megamind voice) That's the point of lying.
Tim: (Mom's face) Are you taking over the house?
Baby: I get bored.(slams on the table) EH- (he echoes as he and the parents disappear)
[Comic sans text slowly fades into existence, reading "something something it was all in his head or a coma or some crap like that"]
[The baby suddenly reappears without the parents. In place of them are stock images that look nothing like them and aren't even human. One of them's probably a clown but maybe not.]
Tim: How did you do that?
Baby: (Demoman face) I DEDINT *BRURURURUP*
[Meanwhile the sceen where Timpletom spies on da baybee]
BOSS Baby: Hello? Hellohellohello? (Bren's face) I'm PhoneGuying him. No, ma'am, not yet. No, I'm not MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE Believe me, it feels like my whole life-
Phone: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
The BOSS: yes. (Demonan) No! I'm making great progress with the parents already. The usual procedure, strike deprivation, hunger strikes, sleep hunger strikes, Tim Strikes, (Templeton Strange Hill High's voice) Templeton.
Phone: And what Tempeltony Templeton could be more Templetony than Templetemtim Tmpletim Pleton-
Tim: They got my name wrong! Bah, it's probably- HANDS UP, BETCH!
[The Boss baby has a rave party bouncing all over the crib at rapid speeds while comic sans text reading "i tolf you abot the suezire warning" fades into existence. And Fred Fredburger is in a stock jail cell.]
Boss Baby: SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA!
Tim: You can talk!
Boss Baby: (LEGO Movie background guys voices) So do you!
Tim: (Boss Baby's voice) UHHHHHH- goo goo gaga!
Boss Baby: (Nurp-Naut’s face) Goo goo gaga- FINE. I can talk.
Now let's see if you KILL for a spicy tuna espresso double tuna KILL roll BARREL ROLL with the TR-R-R-R-RIMMINGS right now.
Tim: Who are you?
Boss Baby: (Tim's voice) A BRIEFCASE!
Other Briercase: THAT'S NOT EVEN MY NAME
Boss Baby: (Stingy's face) It's mine.
[Briefcase punches the wall.]
Briefcase: *mind controlling opera Of The phantom from earlier but distorted, twisting his face into a spiral*
[Briefcase punches the wall.]
Briefcase: MY SHREEEEDAAAAAA
Backup singers who appear (and only one of them's appropriately actually another Briefcase): MY SHREEEEDAAAAAA (MY SHREEEEDAAAAAA)
(MY SHREEEEDAAAAAA)
(MY SHREEEEDAAAAAA)
(MY SHREEEEDAAAAAA)
(MY SHREEEEDAAAAAA)
(MY SHREEEEDAAAAAA)
(MY SHREEEEDAAAAAA)
(MY SHREEEEDAAAAAA)
(MY SHREEEEDAAAAAA)
(MY SHREEEEDAAAAAA)
(Grim: That didn't even look like YOU)
(Bob the Tom: (in response to Grim) Well, that's just terrible.)
(Skips: I think I'm going to be sick- (his head asplode))
Boss Baby and Tim: (with Belson's face) YOU'RE FIRED! (now with Strong Bad's voice and face) Everybody shut up forever!
Boss Baby: (Tim's face) You can't fire me from my family! (Back to his face) You know who else wears diapers? Astronauts and NASCAR drivers, that's who. It's called (Tim's voice) my family (his voice) 45 hours a day on the (BarryB's voice) coffee. You like jazz?
Tim: FREEFORM JAAAZZ!
*free-form jazz with visuals of rollerskating Terrible Trio from MHS, the One Two Homestar Runner music video, Hamboning Rigby, and the asdfguy who doesn't know how to breathe. All the while IMPACT FONT text in the middle reading "I STILL TOLD YOU ABOUT THE SEIZURE WARNING" slightly vibrates*
[TIME CARD ft. Iceskating Yumyum from MHS]
TIME CARD: Three hours later-
SUDDEN MABEL: TIMECARDS.
[Timpleton is finally in bed. Except he stayed up all night to free-form jazz and watching weird object kids rollerskate. Freeform jazz unfortunately still plays in the baby's room, and muffled.]
[The sun that comes up has a Cowboy Troy music video for a face and yes Cowboy Troy is a real person.]
[Tim is too sad to listen to Cowboy Troy.]
Wizzy: (The one guy fron Rated A For Awesome face) IN A WOOOORLD WHERE ONE TEACHER (back to Wizzy) arise for a nutritious CURSE-
[Tim turns Wizzy off.]
Wizzy: *wakes up* *STOCK BABY AAAAAAAAAAAA*
[Tim turns Wizzy off.]
Wizzy: (Boss Baby voice) God, this is so humiliating. Has that little dwarf made you blue?
[Tim is colored blue.]
Tim: Mm-hm.
Wizzy: Then I shall cast upon him a great CURSE!
[Flames appear behind Wizzy as an image of a Boss Baby marketable plushy slowly comes into the screen.]
Wizzy: HE SHALL (Mario's voice) TURN INTO A-
Tim: It's no use, Wizzie. He's got Mom and Dom CompleTomPom fooled.
Wizzy: Perhaps your parents need to be (Scout) DEAD. With a great enlightenment. ...CUR-
Time timeplton: (asdfmovie man voice) That was weird... with proof!
Wizzy: Magic enlightenment.
Timeplton: (Ms. Simian) PROOOOOOOOOOO
[The PROOOOOOOOOOOO continues into the ninja montage where instead of ninjaing, Ninjatleton is ninjaing around a bunch of weird places, including a white void with Papyrus text reading "OVERUSED SCARY BACKROOMS", and right when he falls down the stairs, all to the Suction Cup Man theme song.]
Timeptlron: Check please!
Boss Baby: That was weird. Jimbo, interference.
[Jimbo uses his rattle with a png of a Channel Bopper remote overlaid over it to change the channel to an episode of Custard and Roobarb.]
[Cut to a bunch of people standing in front of a tv.]
Guy: "Recommended customer" MY ASS!
[Meanwhile, the babies again.]
Baby Boss: We babies are having a crisis!
Jimbo: Ok.
Baby Boss: I show you.
Teddy bear: (Hooty's voice) Delivery! *barf noises as he projects "a nice big 10x10 photo of a giraffe onto the screen*
Boss Baby: You see, babies aren't puppies!
[The screen changes to TADC Scratch with Arial text reading "this guy was a living plot device and if Gooseworx had the help, love, and support of a 2nd writer her show would've been way more enjoyable for both the audience and her." and a Twitter bird show down with an arrow.]
Babies who aren't puppies: Awww!
Templeton Strange Hill High who is also there: ew.
Boss Baby: No! That's exactly the problem.
a giant group of Templeton Strange Hill Highs surrounding all the babies who is also there: oh. EEEEEW-
Boss Baby: (Jerry Seinfeld) What's the deal with (Boss Baby) puppies? all that changed when the puppies began coming out... with new designer models. Each one the last adorable. Remember the Labradoodle?
[The presentation changes to a gagging dog in a lake from the Ratatouille YTP.]
The Peekapoo?
[The presentation changes to a clip from Veggietales: Autotainment about the song about the sea in the log in the something.]
The Chiweenie? Try to say "Chiweenie" without smiling.
Talking Tom: Chiweenie.
Boss Baby: (Invader Zim) YOU LIE! YOU'RE AFTER BABIES!
We all laughed at the Shar Pei.
[Cue stock image of Shar Pay of High School Musical cinematic Disney abuse fame.]
And now it's in China.
[Cue recording of High School Musical in China or at least a Chinese dub of the movie.]
[The crowd is silent and confused.]
Ed: *slowly rising above the couch while in the hallway in the background Muffin Bluey is raving*..........Canadians are weird!
[Back to Boss Baby and the recording on the presentation.]
Boss Baby: Yes. And it gets even worse. Francis San Francisco, the CEO PHD ADHD of
*SUDDENLY, CLIP OF ABERCROMBIE FROM INNERCROMBIE!*
Abercrombie: DEETUENSCHIEYAEAHAN!!!!!!
Sudden Tyson: The stupidity. *His youtube channel appears behind him with a new video with a clip of Aberctombie in a dragon costume as its thumbnail titled "ABERCROMBIE RANT (ft. Sharpay from China)* I'm go-
Abercrombie: I'll get ya and it'll LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT!
Tyson: OH YEAH?
[While Abercrombie and Tyson are backing and forwarding, Templtimeotn has recorded the whole thing on his Talkbuddy thing. And Charlie Brown is also there.]
Charlie Brown: Rats (Baby Boss voice) this is so humiliating.
Timepltom: Wait until you hear about this-
Boss Baby: Templeton. (YaboiFoxTale Nadakhan Ninjago voice) Attack Of The Clones was better than this.
Timeptlon: (YaboiFoxTale Nadakhan Ninjago voice) That's so vague and easy to twist!
Boss Baby: (with everyone wearing bloody hockey masks with "DISNEY PRE-ADULT" labeled on their mask except for Jimbo whose mask reads "IPAD KID", and with the YaboiFoxTale Jay Ninjago voice) Disney would never lie to me-
Timothy Leslie Templeton: (Invader Zim voice) GET OUT OF MY *slaps the masks off everyone using a stock baby arm* FACE!
...
...
run.
[CUE SPED UP BENNY HILL CHASE SEQUENCE FEATURING THE BABIES AND TIMPLETON TEM (and for some reason part of the actual Benny Hilly chase sequence from the 90's or some crap), stopping its speed only to take a breather at the Boos Babba with the megaphone in its giant wind up toy car.]
Boss Babba: COLLEDGE.
[CONTINUING ON FROM THE BENNY HILL CHASE SEQUENCE AND THEN THE CHASE SEQUENDE WITH THE BABIES AND TEMPLETIM TON eventually for some reason including scenes from the infamous original YTP produced by Daffy Duck, the chase scene from Gameoverse, the chase scene from 2009 Gameoverse, the hamboning guy from the one LEGO Movie YTP, something from the "Delirious" movie-]
Boos Babba: *currently in the car* ALRIGHT I GET-
[Meanwhile, the big plot hole where the entire chase sequence was Tim's imagination and he's holding into a slow police car for no reason.]
Momleton: da piss is that?
Dadleto: (Engineer) I dunno.
[Using an obvious stock arm holding a Channel Bopper tv remote, he changes the channel of the window he and her are watching to around five seconds of this surprisingly interesting but super obscure and low budget movie I found called "The Sky Princess". I am aware the movie is "ugly" but it's not like it's got a bad story to go with.]
Momleton: Hey, not bad!
[STATIC TRANSITION WITH TEXT READING "The entire scene implies rhe entire thing was Timpletim Tom's imagination except for the collateral damage he caused which literally make so many plot holes except for the obvious hallucination theoru"]
[Cue dramatic gasp as Momleton and Dad discover the carnage that the totally real chase sequence hath brought. The firetruck is on fire, the Triplets are reciting the alphabet on a trampoline lined with broken glass, a protester is calling to bring back Arrested Development, Timpleton is beating up a gorilla in glasses and a tie, and also the firetruck is on fire except Burnard's pouring Ice Water on it next to an army of nixels saluting an ice statue of Major Nixel next to a nixel in a sweater on a hoverboard, and also Boss Baby was launched into a window.]
[Cue the scene from UHF where the two guys scream at each other except their faces are on the parents' bodies. And then the screams are reversed and rereversed to say the names of one of the Teletubbies.]
FRENCH CUE CARD PEA 1: ZE PIANO MUST GO UP!
FRENCH CUE CARD PEA 2: (Windows 95 text to speech) french people
Sudden saxophone: BUY A CANOOOOO-
[Meanwhile, Templeton and Baby (Boss)]
Baby Boss: Hand over the tape, Timmy. Or Lam-Lam (Stanley UHF's voice) gets a drink from the fire hose
[Cue clip of a kid getting a drink from the firehouse in UHF. It's a lot less ominous than it sounds.]
Tim: The hell was that about- (suddenly noticing BB stapled Lam-Lam's face while he was talking) YOU TRICKED MEEEE!!!!!
Boss Baby: I did
[Sped up montage of Boss Baby being strapped onto the baby seat to be flinged out of the house-
Parents: (Krabs' faces) BOOOOOOT
Tim: uhhhhh
Parents: (Belson's voicr) YOU'RE FIRED
[Door slam voice as we cut to Timpleton and Wizzardy in prison.]
Wizz: It's okay, little halfling. Perhaps I can be dead of night and learn to fly! Fly, you fools!
Timplrton: It's not the same, Wizzy.
Wizzy: Bah, it's probably nothing-
Tim: HOW DARE YOU! If only I could FLY in the dead of Tubi
[Boos Babba suddenly appears into the scene.]
Boos Babba: We need to talk.
Tim: (currently blue) Uhh, I can explain.
Boos Babba: No, you can't. Your parents are Lennon and McCartney?
Tim: No, Ted and (CUE LEAPFROG CALENDAR SONG) JANUARY FE..BUARY MA-
Boss Baby: *hands Tim a dollar labeled "that was loud dude"* Take it.
Tim: GET THAT OUTFA MY *slams the dollar into his face* FACE!
Boss Baby: I don't wanna be here... any more than you want me to be here. The truth is
[Cue the infamous Ice King fourth wall clip that no one talked about let alone worte any fanfics about about fourth wall and Ice King discovering the fourht wall in all its cosmic horror or something like that of which enslaves interdimesnional imagination to a physical manifestation with scripts and voice actors to control them, the humans to enslave the show to contain them, and the fourth wall to feel apathetic entertainment from them.]
Ice King: What do you think, Finn? Can we pull back the veil of static and reach in to the source of all being? Behind this curtain of patterns, this random pattern generator. So clever. Right here in every home, watching us from a one-sided mirror.
[Tim is using the pacifier thing with a sign next to him reading "uhhh shut the crap up".]
[Cut back to Boss Baby.]
Boss Baby: ...Well, shet.
[The undeniable Matt the Mii smacks Boss Baby into the pacifier's projection of Baby Co., now with the subtitle "allegory to either the media"]
Tim: Where are we?
Boss Baby: (Mabel's face) When are we?
Tim: (Engineer's voice) I dunno.
Boss Baby: Precisely! Welcome to Baby Co. Is this where babies come from? No.
Tim: Where'd you think babies come from? The cabbage patch?
Boss Baby: (Microwave Society Bren's voice) Yeah. Nah. (Tim's voice) My parents told me-
[The Seven Dwarves clobber the scene because this is starting to turn into a normal conversation and we can't be having that!]
【STATIC AGAIN WITH TEXT READING ""MOVING RIGHT ALONG" - KERMIT "KERMIE" THE FROG AND FOZZIE BEAR (THE MUPPETS MOVIE)"】
[Cue credits scene where we see just that scene from The Muppets Movie as credits roll over them old-school movie style]