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"Hey, Drac!" Johnny walked up to his stepfather, holding his phone up in front of him with one hand.
"Vhat is it?"
"The people on twitter are debating whether you or this guy called Gru is better." He turns the phone around to show Drac the viral tweet on his phone.
"Hrmm?" Drac leans closer to see the tweet. He looked at the other man in the image closely. He had no idea who it was. "You said his name was.. Gru?.."
"Yeah! From what I've read in the retweets, he has a load of little yellow worker-monster-dudes that help him. Here I'll show you a picture!" Johnny took the phone back to search for an image. A few moments later, he gave the phone to the vampire.
Drac didn't know why he was so invested in this absurd tweet. Usually when he sees things online like this, he doesn't care for them at all. After staring at the images of "Gru" and the yellow monsters for a tad too long, he gives the phone back and acts as if it doesn't matter to him. Which, it doesn't, right? It shouldn't, he thinks. The vampire leaves the room. and tries to get his mind off the situation.