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He was on his way to the bus stop , it’s where he meets his friends every school morning, Kyle and Cartman were already there arguing about something when he walked up to them “hi guys” Cartman didn’t bother to greet him back before going on about how Kyle is on his period today or something, he didn’t actually listen just nodded and waited for Stan to come to shut them up or at least try , Cartman never fail to get Kyle on one of his stupid plans and I don’t even think Kyle is trying to ignore him he always gives him what he wants Kenny thought .
A couple minutes later Stan came and they all went to the bus , now he’s stuck between Cartman and Kyle arguing (again ?) he rolled his eyes if they will keep talking the whole way why don’t they set together? Or Cartman can give him the window seat, he never actually asked to set there but even if he did there was no point it’s not like he’ll listen let alone care .
Kenny doesn’t like the bus or mornings it’s their first day of middle school and he was already missing the summer , Stan was at Las Vegas with his family because his dad decided that it was a good place for a family vacation probably was an excuse to go gamble while his poor wife tried to find some actual good activities for them .
He hung out with Kyle and Cartman a lot of time they would go of doing something crazy and not include him , he’s a little thankful for that because most likely he’ll end up dying , he didn’t miss much since they stopped getting into chaotic situations every week.
He tried to go to butters house to hang out but he refused “ will Kenny….. I can’t keep hanging out around you guys”he said after refusing to hang out for a couple weeks “why?? Are you grounded again? “ he paused before answering “ um …. no but I want to keep it this way !! you guys always get me in trouble I’m sick of it ! since we’re going into middle school I want to make actual friends, friends I have fun with and don’t make me feel like I’m a replacement or a plan B I want to be with someone who cares about me and you guys don’t so I won’t get involved with you anymore!!” And then slammed the door shut.
Wow butters actually grew some balls good for him he can’t be dragged down by Cartman forever he thought, he was happy for him he finally started doing things for himself to make himself happy instead of being somebody’s bitch .
While he was crossing the street he saw a truck coming at him and all he thought about was how many time he died because of some assholes who can’t wait two minutes to check their phone like it can’t be that hard to not hit a kid while you’re driving?!! It doesn’t really matter i will wake up in my bed like usual and Its not like i can’t handle the pain I mean for some one who’s being killed in the worst ways possible for 11 years being hit by a vehicle is a normal Tuesday.
But for some reason he didn’t go back to his bed instead he started floating up and when he realized what’s happening he thought not this shit again , you’d think the angels of heaven are perfect beings and you’d be right except when it comes to Kenny apparently because they have the hobby of making him fight their wars for them , it only happens ones every 6 months or so but still he’s 11 and have school tomorrow .
When he arrived at the gate Peter started his speech “welcome to the kingdom of heaven Kenny we don’t have-“ “ yeah yeah where’s Michael ?” Kenny always thought that Michael is weird for someone who lived through eternity because why would he make a kid do his job ? but I mean if I did the same thing for eternity I would hate it too I gotta make sure not to do the same thing for as long as he had ….. that if I lived as long as he ….. would I ? he stopped his thoughts when Peter opened the door to the balcony then Michael started narrating the situation but Kenny couldn’t focus his mind can’t stop thinking about what will happen in the future , “ok got it ?” asked Micheal on his way out Kenny tried to stop him “oh actually I didn’t-“ but he had flew away , great he thought .
It didn’t take him long to finish hell army because war is way easier when you have a PSP , “ good job Kenny you may now get back-“ “ can I talk to Michael ?” Kenny interrupted “ um sure come this way “ said Peter but he seemed annoyed for some reason.
“so Kenny what brought you here ?” Michael asked the kid , “ will I was wondering since you are in heaven and all do you know when someone is going to die ??” Kenny answered “will yeah if they’re going to heaven the grim reaper tells us in advance so we can all welcome them !” Kenny had some hope when he asked because maybe he would know when this curse will end “ so do you know when I die ??!” The angel looked at him and said “ oh don’t worry you’re immortal that your thing ! that how we can force you up here without feeling bad for killing a kid “ this was obviously not the answer Kenny was looking for he never actually thought about eternity all that was in his mind when thinking about immortality was experiencing the pain of death and still being forced to live with it and move on he never imagined doing it for ever , the disappointed and worry must’ve been obvious on his face since he doesn’t wear his hood in the afterlife because Micheal asked with concern “why is that not what you wanted to hear ?” Kenny isn’t the type to throw his problem at others especially when there isn’t a Solution so he just said he needed to get home because he has school tomorrow .