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1. No Alarms & No Surprises by NicotineRat

   Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   22 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) & Ryland Grace
   • Adrian/Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Ryland Grace & Rocky
   • Adrian (Project Hail Mary) & The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) & Ryland Grace & Rocky
   • Ryland Grace
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
   • Ryland Grace's Eridian Students
   • Developing Relationship
   • Light Angst
   • Eridian Lore & Worldbuilding (Project Hail Mary)
   • Fluff
   • First Time
   • Romance
   • Slow Burn
   • Kind Of
   • Romantic Tension
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Eventual Smut
   • POV Ryland Grace
   • POV Third Person
   • Ryland Grace and Rocky are Platonic Soulmates
   • Frottage
   • Making Out
   • Begging
   • Switch Ryland Grace
   • Switch The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Hand Jobs
   • Blow Jobs
   • Come Marking
   • PTSD
   • Panic Attacks
   • Dirty Talk
   • Praise Kink
   • Light Dom/sub
   • The Convict | Simon Has a Prosthetic Arm (Iron Lung)
   • Anal Sex
   • Dacryphilia
   • Digital Art
   • Biting Kink
   • Rough Sex
   • Light Masochism
   • no AI/ fuck AI

   Summary

   After Simon crashes into an Eridian moon, Grace finds himself horribly attracted to him. Rocky takes it upon himself to help out his friend by using Eridian courting rituals to set them up. If it works for Eridians it has to work for humans. Right?

    

   A.K.A. A laid back romance between the patron saints of one way trips orchestrated by Rocky

   Series

   • Part 1 of Ok Computer

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   34,626

   Chapters:

   12/12

   Comments:

   91

   Kudos:

   327

   Bookmarks:

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