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1. Dennis and Charlie Commit a Felony by DeadDoveDoNotYeet

   Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia  

   • Explicit
   • Rape/Non-Con
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   14 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Rape/Non-Con
   • Charlie Kelly/Dennis Reynolds
   • Dennis Reynolds/The Waitress
   • Charlie Kelly/The Waitress
   • Charlie Kelly/Dennis Reynolds/The Waitress
   • Dennis Reynolds
   • Charlie Kelly
   • The Waitress (It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia)
   • Mac McDonald (mentioned)
   • Dennis Reynolds is a Bastard Man
   • Manipulative Dennis Reynolds
   • Top Charlie Kelly
   • Charlie Kelly Has A Big Dick
   • Canon-Typical Misogyny
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
   • Insane Unsafe and Nonconsensual
   • Bad BDSM Etiquette
   • Bondage
   • Rope Bondage
   • Gags
   • Under-negotiated Kink
   • Voyeurism
   • Oral Sex
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Rough Sex
   • Dirty Talk
   • Dacryphilia
   • Autoerotic Asphyxiation
   • Biting
   • Hair-pulling
   • Creampie
   • Non-Consensual Consensual Non-Consent

   Summary

   To the surprise of absolutely nobody, breaking into a woman’s apartment to put vitamins in her shampoo, shove hair down her garbage disposal, and do God knows what else isn’t exactly the best way to win her heart.

   Dennis knows that his methods probably aren’t the best either, but at this point, he figures that no matter what he does, he can’t possibly make this situation any more fucked up than it already is.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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