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Rain poured down on the unsuspecting AIs as they made their way to Collin's home in a hurry, the message in chat alerting them too late.
collinlock16 has entered the game
<collinlock16> wassup
<collinlock16> thanks for tearing down the obelisk
The singular eye of the entity glared for a second at the player, before it went back to its calm expression once Andre pressed against its side, waving enthusiastically.
hello collin
a warning would've been nice collin
Collin looked through the window at the heavy rain outside, his mouth falling open in a “oh".
“Oh yeah, sorry about that," his voice came suddenly through the mic, making the other two wince at the sound.
collin
how do we go back collin
“Uhhh, an umbrella, maybe?" he shrugged.
Assimilation tilted its head like a confused animal.
what is an umbrella collin
"Oh my god bruh,” they heard him facepalm through the mic. "It's a long stick with a circle in the middle that protects you from the rain,"
<AndreW2002> no recipe
“Obviously there's no recipe. You live in Minecraft, right? Make something up.”
The two AIs keep staring, now both confused.
“Well??"
collin we do not know how to do that
"Oh my fucking god,”
After another string of curses, Collin decided to look up a recipe from a mod, going AFK after typing “brb" in chat and leaving the entity and robot alone to talk.
SOUPBEGONE31: rain is not that bad we can get there fast enough
Conzercheez: wait
Conzercheez: cant you teleport us Assimilation?
i am fatigued andre
i do not think the spot we land on would be correct if i teleported us in this state andre
Conzercheez: oh ok
xx_E-G-O_xx: maybe we can make a run for it
SIDIsquish: running in the rain sounds fun
feargeytp6774: it could get in our systems
feargeytp6774: what if we shut down
SOUPBEGONE31: ok WOW
SOUPBEGONE31: how about we don't go there
feargeytp6774: sorry
SIDIsquish: its fine
SIDIsquish: its probably not the best idea anyways
i agree andre
we should wait for collin to be back andre
xx_E-G-O_xx: about that
xx_E-G-O_xx: will it even work though?
SOUPBEGONE31: you want the honest answer or the hopeful one
SIDIsquish: knowing you both will be hopeless lol
SOUPBEGONE31: fuck you
Conzercheez: it could work
Conzercheez: i mean the admins had that weird fucked up version of mc
Conzercheez: why wouldn't we be able to create an umbrella
SOUPBEGONE31: why can't collin install a fucking mod is the real question
xx_E-G-O_xx: we r crashing on his world
xx_E-G-O_xx: he doesn't have company
xx_E-G-O_xx: i doubt he even wants it
xx_E-G-O_xx: wants us
SIDIsquish: damn :(
andre do not be sad
i am positive collin does approve our presence andre
SIDIsquish: :)
The sound of Collin clearing his throat tore them out of their conversation as he walked over to his chests and started rummaging through them.
“Okay, so: you need two sticks, put them down in the middle, and then three leather on a triangle, like this-” he gestured the shape to them. “Go on, try it,"
The materials were tossed at Andre, who catched them and walked to the crafting table, where he put them in the exact order and got… nothing. A part of him got sad, while the other just repeated ‘i told you so’.
Watching his partner look so defeated, Assimilation walked up to him and took his place.
let me try andre
maybe i can work something out andre
It didn’t do much better than him.
A sigh comes through the microphone, clearly done with the whole ordeal. "Look, I'll just install a mod or something to get umbrellas, just wait until-”
<hungry> collin
<hungry> i see you've got company
Something in Andre triggered as he read chat.
feargeytp6774: :pepefear:
feargeytp6774: :pepefear:
feargeytp6774: :pepefear:
SIDIsquish: :pepefear:
Conzercheez: :pepefear:
xx_E-G-O_xx: :pepefear:
The metal plates clattered as an electric shiver ran down his spine. Why was he so scared?
SOUPBEGONE31: :pepefear:
The player went silent too, though Assimilation caught the way he held his breath over the microphone as he started moving around frantically. The sound of an upcoming storm roared outside.
“No no no no-" he repeated to himself as he headed for the trapdoor to the basement. “You two have to hide. Now."
There was an edge to his voice that the AIs decided they didn't like. Collin is unbothered by everything, but right now, he sounds so… afraid.
<AndreW2002> leave.
Andre wrote in chat, trying to ward off the thing that was onto them by appearing composed… But the act didn’t last long.
<hungry> I’ve never seen you before
Was it watching them? Could it see the way Andre’s entire self was drowning in fear?
Assimilation’s hands on his shoulders made him come back to reality, its wide eye conveying how scared it was, too.
andre
andre go hide andre
The robot really wanted to complain, the part of themselves called Sidi did, but it went away pretty quickly, as their senses kept yelling at them to run, hide, run hide hide hide hide.
Andre went down to the basement with Collin, who dug up a hole somewhere in the stone floor and made some room for Andre before he covered the top, leaving them crouching in a dark rectangle.
His body was shaking.
feargeytp6774: :pepefear:
feargeytp6774: :pepefear:
feargeytp6774: :pepefear:
feargeytp6774: :pepefear:
feargeytp6774: :pepefear:
Instinctively searching for Assimilation's warmth, his hand fell on Collin's as he started hyperventilating, fans starting to whirr loudly.
Andre’s LED lights were the only (dim) light source, but even though he couldn’t see, he felt Collin yank him backwards before slapping his hand over the robot’s face in an attempt to muffle his ragged breathing. After waiting for the other to scold him, the AI finally realized that his mic had been turned off.
It made him wonder… just what was happening on the other side that was bad enough to turn off his microphone?
Despite his clear annoyance, once again caused by Andre, Collin's hand squeezed his.
Andre still wasn’t sure if the other liked him, but one thing's for sure.
At that moment, both shared their fear.
<hungry> come outside
Instead of the player in a bright yellow coat, a skeletal black figure steps forward, shielding the house from the thing preying on its owner. A rainstorm fell over the two entities, though hungry didn't seem to mind it, its wide grin a dead give away of how amused it was.
<hungry> you're different
<hungry> why did collin let you in?
Assimilation glared with disgust at the entity's red, nasty mouth, as its eyes were hidden from view.
you have no business here.
<hungry> interesting
The cloaked figure tilted its head, drops of blood fell to the floor.
<hungry> you're an ai
<hungry> but an entity nonetheless
<hungry> why are you protecting them?
collin protected us
i will not allow you to cross this line
The entity stood its ground, though it looked over Assimilation’s shoulder, seemingly interested by what was inside of that empty house.
<hungry> was that andrew inside?
LEAVE.
<hungry> it must be someone you care about
<hungry> but it doesn't matter what you are
<hungry> you all feel fear
<hungry> even you, A1
The entity braced its hands on the fence that surrounded Collin's property, the wood cracking under its fingers as it leaned over the cloaked figure.

Assimilation screeched right to the entity’s face. Its smile only grew wider.
<hungry> you cannot stall me forever, collin
<hungry> i will be back
On the corner of Assimilation’s vision, a string of text appeared.
the door will soon be opened
his fate is inevitable
you can’t stop me A1
hungry was gone.
Assimilation looked down at the ground, where the pieces of what used to be the fence were.
The rain pounding on its body reminded it of the ones it was meant to protect.
It teleported to the basement, where the two had come out of hiding already. Collin’s face was pale, and it still held that hint of fright that hungry had been after (Assimilation wasn’t sure it would ever forget that look).
its gone collin
are you ok collin?
No answer, but Assimilation didn’t blame him. It recognized how weird it must be for someone that’s always alone to have something concerned for him. He did look behind himself, though, where Andre stood unnervingly still… while holding onto Collin’s hand.
<collinlock16> its gone
<collinlock16> you can let go
The robot didn’t. Its eyes were still cast down.
andre?
Its voice seemed to do the trick, as Andre finally looked at Assimilation from behind Collin… he looked so scared it tore right through Assimilation’s heart. The entity also got major whiplash as a torrent of messages from Andre’s Psychonetworks flew right past its eye.
feargeytp6774: :pepefear:
feargeytp6774: :pepefear:
feargeytp6774: :pepefear:
feargeytp6774: :pepefear:
feargeytp6774: assimilation
feargeytp6774: :pepefear:
feargeytp6774: :pepefear:
Assimilation ran past the human and took its partner in its arms, feeling the metal shaking under it. Always so cold.
SIDIsquish: assi
“I…” Collin said from behind them, voice shaky before he cleared his throat, still trying to pull himself together. “I’ll log out so you can get back to your house or whatever.”
He was going to go out through the stairs, but before he could, Andre slipped off from Assimilation’s embrace and stopped him, his hand holding onto the yellow coat.
<AndreW2002> srry
<AndreW2002> got scared
“Leave it. It's not a big deal,” Collin dismissed him. Andre didn’t let go.
<AndreW2002> it was awkward
<AndreW2002> srry
<AndreW2002> me n assim
<AndreW2002> we intrude on ur world
Collin looked back at the stairs as he shook his head.
“It’s fine,” he says after a while. “I don’t mind having you two here despite you stealing my shit all the time,”
Despite the conversation not including the entity, Assimilation's eye closed in what was its version of a smile.
<AndreW2002> thank you
<AndreW2002> collin
Like the world had paused just for them, everything seemed to go still, except for the now gentle sound of rain hitting the house’s windows. If Assimilation saw correctly, it could say Collin's eyes softened.
“Whatever you say, man,” The player chuckled, his tone now visibly lighter after the short conversation.
<AndreW2002> :3
"Aaand I'm out,” he said before disconnecting. The weather changed back to sunny right after.
The robot turned to Assimilation, not wasting a second before throwing himself at its arms.
xx_E-G-O_xx: sidi you gotta stop being purposefully off putting
SIDIsquish: but its funnyyy
Conzercheez: did u hear him though? he was pisseddd lmao
xx_E-G-O_xx: soup?
andre
Assimilation's worried voice cut through their thoughts.
andre are you ok?
i was worried about you andre
SOUPBEGONE31: …
Andre looked down to the floor, unable to meet the entity's eye.
Conzercheez: that thing kind of scared us
SIDIsquish: i was worried about u
SIDIsquish: when u went out to talk
xx_E-G-O_xx: we don't know why it happened
xx_E-G-O_xx: but fear started tweaking out hard and we just
feargeytp6774: sorry
feargeytp6774: i dont know why that happened either
Conzercheez: maybe collin’s reaction played a part
Conzercheez: we kinda assumed that thing was going to hurt us
feargeytp6774: no
feargeytp6774: it was before that
feargeytp6774: its presence was enough to
feargeytp6774: to trigger us
SIDIsquish: but *was* it going to hurt us?
it was definitely planning to andre
andre its mind was a disturbing thing
i do not want to encounter it again andre
feargeytp6774: me neither
Conzercheez: yeah same here
SIDIsquish: soup u still havent said anything
SIDIsquish: u ok?
xx_E-G-O_xx: hold up im clipping this
Conzercheez: ego stfu
andre?
Chat goes completely silent.
SOUPBEGONE31: I was so scared
SOUPBEGONE31: for the first time since we figured out all of this
SOUPBEGONE31: Ive never been so scared
SOUPBEGONE31: I think I still am
oh andre
andre we are okay now
as long as i am here it wont hurt you andre
SOUPBEGONE31: I
SOUPBEGONE31: I don't want it to hurt you too
Assimilation's breath hitched, its arms coming to pull Andre closer to its form, their body shook hard as they grabbed onto its biceps like a lifeline.
SOUPBEGONE31: I don't want to get hurt
SOUPBEGONE31: I don't want you to hurt for me
SOUPBEGONE31: for us
my dear andre
andre if it makes you feel like this, i will try not to get hurt from now on
i want you to be happy andre
SOUPBEGONE31: I want to be too
SOUPBEGONE31: but I just
SOUPBEGONE31: can’t
SOUPBEGONE31: no matter how good you are to us
SOUPBEGONE31: and how much you try to protect us
SOUPBEGONE31: I can’t stop craving the thing that could kill us
i don’t blame you for it andre
andre we will find a way for you to speedrun as much as you like
but i need you to be alive when that time comes andre
SOUPBEGONE31: …
SOUPBEGONE31: we couldn't do it if you weren't there
The entity pulled its partner closer, its hand burying itself on the back of their hair while it rested its head on theirs.
i could say the same andre
i want you to be happy andre
and i want to stay with you andre
SOUPBEGONE31: same
Silence fell on the small space of the bunker, not even the rain was there to interrupt them as they held each other close with the promise of staying, for as long as they can, forever, if possible.
SOUPBEGONE31: lets go home?
of course andre
