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@Sasha added @Bertholdt to 'office gc'.
Sasha: welcome @Bertholdt !
Connie: YOOOO a new coworker?
Historia: hello!!
Armin: hiii!
Bertholdt: Uhh hello
Sasha: i BEGGED marco to give me ur numbrr before we started work
so u could get to know us and such
Bertholdt: Well it's nice to meet you all
Sasha: how about we introduce outselves?
i'll go first!!
my name is sasha
i work in customer service
and my fun fact is
hmmm
i love food
Jean: That's hardly a fun fact
My name is Jean
I am a sales man
Connie: what about ur fun fact jeany boy
Jean: Don't call me that
I don't have a fun fact
Eren: hey i know your fun fact
u look like a horse
Jean: Eren shut the FUCK up
Marco: Please don't swear in the office group chat!
Eren: haha u got told off by ur bf
Jean: Marco isn't my boyfriend
Are you twelve?
Marco: Can we please get back to the topic at hand?
My name is Marco, I'm the HR rep for this branch, and it's lovely to meet you Bertholdt!
Bertholdt: Thank you, lovely meeting you too
Connie: i'll go next
hold ur applause
my name is Connie
i work in quality assurance blah blah blah
my fun fact is that im effortleslly handsome
#nomakeup
Jean: Don't you wear lipstick?
Connie: it's called chapstick and its not makeup
Eren: sounds girly to me
Reiner: i protest
as the manliest in the office my chapstick is strawberry flavored
Ymir: manliest?
when i'm here????
Sasha: guys can we continue to introduce ourselves i think we're scaring him off
Ymir: i am named ymir
i am awesome
i am a sales woman
Historia: hiii!!
my name is historia
i am the receptionist!
Reiner: reiner
i am the warehouse manager
i am the only one in this chat who has an office
Connie: humble
Reiner: i'm sorry what was ur fun fact again?
Armin: my name is Armin!!
awesome to meet u
i am an accountant!
Sasha: @Eren @Mikasa @Annie
u havne't introduced urselves
Annie: Annie.
Sales woman
Eren: the one and only eren yaeger
aka best salesman in the office
Jean: Don't lie to urself it's not healthy
Eren: shut up horsrface
Jean: Learn how to spell imbecile
Eren: wow.
i am
deeply offended
@Marco can i file a report pls
Marco: For what reason?
Eren: namecalling
Sasha: marco dont listen to him
@Mikasa introduce urself
Mikasa: My name is Mikasa.
I am an accountant.
Bertholdt: A whole lotta information coming at me haha
Welp
My name is bertholdt obviously
I am the new accountant
Connie: give us a fu nfact
Bertholdt: Uhhhh
I dont know what counts as fun
I'm 6'4?
Eren: holy shit
Marco: Language please
Ymir: hahahahahah @Reiner
u aren't the tallest anymore
Reiner: still the strongest
Annie: Disagree.
Mikasa: Disagree
Jean: Agree for #moralsupport
and the fact that we go to the gym together
Connie: awh i love finding out what straight men do in their freetime
Ymir: STRAIGHT???
have u seen reiner
arguably the gayest in the office
Sasha: and yk what
i agree
Reiner: what???
ymir literally has a gf
how am i gayest
Ymir: exactly
i have a gf and u dont
@historia ily
Reiner: gay
Ymir: homophobic
@Marco
sort him out