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When I Say We'll Never Be Friends (I Mean We'll Never Pretend) by vitalsignss
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
23 Aug 2026
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Standing tall in the city of Yokohama lies Mayoi Inu Gakuen, a prestigious College full of literary geniuses. What stroll through the corridors of this dynamic building are multiple unique groups of friends and/or acquaintances, who bubble together and never mix. Some simply do not engage in opposing group's time, some begin entertaining each other in back-and-fourth arguments and hatred. Therefore, leaving one group to join another results in ultimate betrayal.
With that, imagine how The Port Mafia friendship group felt upon discovering a fellow member abandoned and betrayed them to join their sworn enemies, The Armed Detective Agency, over the school break. Most importantly, how it burned the ferocious flame between member Nakahara Chuuya, and former member Osamu Dazai, even brighter.
Chuuya may have been pleased the boy he wouldn't call his 'friend' in any scenario had finally left their group, but the fact he left to join the group they clash with was extremely insulting.
Eighteen year old Chuuya and Dazai now make it through another hectic year of college while navigating through their messy relationship, including some complications and unintentional group mixing...