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Blake sat down on his couch after a long day of editing his newest tutorial video, "How to upgrade your house in Minecraft using only flowering Azalea baba leave!"
He smiled as he rewatched his own video for the 15th time.
He just can't wait for Roswo to recreate it again! Wait...what? Why did he say that? He blinked slowly and shook his head. That can't be true. He's totally not waiting for Roswo. NUH UH!
But deep inside, he felt a giddy feeling as he slept in his couch, imagining what video would Roswo do in a few days.
News Flash!
Roswo didn't make a video in a few days. Scratch that, he didn't make a video for a whole WEEK!
Blake made a soft grumble as he reloaded his notification bar again, waiting for a certain name to appear. Usually, it only takes Roswo a couple of days to upload. A few hours if he's really lucky heheheh.
But this week, he hasn't heard of him. At all! No mentions, no comments, no reposts?! It's a catastrophe!
"Is he sick...?" He mumbled to himself scroll through TikTok. That was when an idea popped in his head. He slowly typed "Roswo" in his search bar and saw five?! Recently uploaded videos.
"Wait a goddamm minute." He squinted his eyes and saw the thumbnails. It was Roswo side by side with another Minecraft player. Each of the videos almost reaching a million views each.
Who the fuck...?
He clicked the most recent one and it showed them together.
"Hello, everyone and today, me and Roswo are gonna show you how to make a simple fountain garden in Minecraft."
The stranger jumped up and down crouching and jumping all over Roswo.
"First, place five cobblestone blocks in here.." Roswo's voice mumbled as he placed down blocks only for the stranger to interrupt.
"Good job, Roswo..you're always so cute when you build.."
"Next, we're gonna make a base for our fountain."
Another interruption.
"Oh yeah, let's also make one big fountain later, Roswo."
A vein popped in Blake's forehead.
"Oh my god, Scliffer. Stop." Roswo chuckled as they continued their little tutorial.
"Then let's dig a hole few blocks down.." Roswo was humming a tune as he does.
"Yeah, Roswo.. good boy.." Scliffer mumbled to him as he leaned in so close to Roswo Blake could already see Scliffer's demise in his eyes.
"After you molded your fountain, just add water on the very top and the water will just flow down!"
"Then just one some these and thats and there you have it! A nice functioning fountain. Now let's make the garden around it."
"Great idea, Roswo babe.."
A second vein popped in his forehead.
But it disappeared when Blake watched in amusement as Roswo started planting flowering azalea baba leaves everywhere only for this Scliffer whatever his name was, destroyed them one by one.
"Scliffer?!"
Roswo groaned as Scliffer replaced every azalea baba leaves with tulips in different colors.
"Tulips are WAYYYYY better than flowering azalea baba leaves, Roswo..." He saw Scliffer blew a kiss towards Roswo. "After all, tulips are my signature flowers."
A third popped in his forehead as he gripped his phone so tight it almost broke.
"Who the fuck does he think he is... blowing my Rose kisses?!"
He smashed the comment section, expecting a bunch of backlash, but to his surprise and betrayal, everyone seemed to be happy? HAPPY?! WHY?! WHO EVEN IS HE?!
Iloveroswo: Omg?! Scliffer comeback in the big 2026?!
averythemayobiggestfan: my divorced parents 🥹
hummer5718: who are these people?
Sapsthecutestwhiteboy: UHM? HELLO?! THEY'RE BACK?!
He scrolled and scrolled in growing annoyance.
"Did they..had something..?" He asked himself. He'd be lying if he said he didn't feel a dull ache in his chest and throat when the thought came to his mind. Because surely Roswo and this.. Scliffer had something for them to be all..gag lovey dovey like that.
He shook his head. LIKE HELL HE'LL JUST ACCEPT THAT. NO!
King_Roswo: Ouu shi Blake's gonna burn that garden when he sees this 😂
Exactly! He thought to himself.
"Roswo's mine! He had his turn, now it's mine!" He gritted his teeth as he scrolled through their recent videos together doing minecraft tutorials and Scliffer always flirting with Roswo.
"Today, were not gonna build. We're going to try baking in this Minecraft mod where we are.....CHAINED TO EACH OTHER?! Slicffer that isn't the mod! It should be the realistic baking mod!" Blake can hear the slightly nervous panic in Roswo's voice.
Scliffer just nodded and leaned in. "This is the realistic baking mod..I just added a few.."Spice" to it. Mhwaa"
And so they baked.
YEAH, THEY COULD'VE IF SCLIFFER WASN'T HOVERING AND BOTHERING HIS ROSE THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE FUCKING VIDEO AND ENDED UP WITH A BURNED CAKE!
"Oh well... it's certainly.. something.." Roswo started at their Minecraft cake that looked sloppy and too soft.
"Vaguely edible blob.. LET'S EAT!" Scliffer took a bite and immediately died.
'Albert and Einstein out here making new elements smh'
'Tom and Foolery just fuckin about smh'
'i ship them smh'
'i like toes smh'
'Roswo and Scliffer duo in the big 2026 wasn't in my Bingo card smh'
'why are we typing "smh" in every comment smh?'
^ 'Wym smh'
^ 'smh'
'Don't let Blake see this vro smh'
^ 'Vros gon crash out smh'
'Smh ahh comment section smh'
'Roswo where's Blake? Smh'
Blake gripped his phone, shaking in rage for this.. Scliffer whatever. "Who does he think he is? Flirting around MY Roswo?"
He gritted his teeth as he personally messages Roswo's account. He started at the empty chat box for a moment before he started typing.
its_king_blake
Hey|
He|
H|
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Rose|
Ros|
Roswo|
Roswo! Hi! Can we talk? :D
He paced around his living room.
"Oh god.. what's happening..I'm having heartburn again..my chest hurts fuck."
A loud ping echoed as he dove to his couch.
rxoswo
Blake?! OMG! Hi! Sure!
its_king_blake
Yeah..|
Yeah.|
Yeah|
Yeah I was wondering if you..want to collab with me for my next video?
rxoswo
OMG?! OMGOMGOMG SUTE?!
*SURE
sorry got a little excited hehe..
Blake can't help the chuckled bubbling from his throat.
"He's so cute.."
What?
rxoswo
Will you mind if my friend Scliffer tag along?
its_king_blake
Yes.|
Yes|
Ye|
Y|
I hate that guy.|
I hate that|
I hat|
I|
I don't mind, Rose|
I don't mind, Rose
rxoswo
Rose?
"ShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShit" He panicked as he typed.
its_king_blake
ROSWO*
I MEANT ROSWO IM SORRY
rxoswo
HAHAHAHAHA DW
I DONT MIND
It's cute.. I'd like it if you call me that, Blake..
Blake found himself with a shit eating grin in his face as he read that.
Rose
MY Rose..
He kicked his feet on his couch as he stared at their chat for a few more minutes. They're filming tomorrow!
"Just me..my Rose.."
Oh.
"Oh..and that Scliffer I guess..'
But for now, be couldn't even bother to get angry. Not when his Rose just said that his nickname was cute and wanted HIM to call him ROSE.
He giggled under his breath again.
"He wants me to call him Rose..only me.. that's right, Roswo..my Rose..only I get to call you that."
He smiled as he slept their chat still frozen in his phone.
He just can't wait for tomorrow.