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1. Darling it's better down where it's wetter by YourLogicIsWeird

   Fandoms: เธม-โป้ Heart That Skips a Beat | Thame-Po: Heart That Skips a Beat (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Jun Junn Tangsakultham/Dylan Zhou
   • Jun Junn Tangsakultham & Dylan Zhou
   • Jun Junn Tangsakultham
   • Dylan Zhou
   • Thame Teema Kanjanakittkul
   • Po Pawat Nuenganan
   • Pepper Pavee Warisphol
   • Pemika (Thame-Po Heart That Skips A Beat)
   • Nano Napassakorn Jatutaweechot
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • References to The Little Mermaid (Disney Movies)
   • Alternate Universe - Merpeople
   • Merpeople
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Alternate Universe - Magical Realism
   • Eventual Smut
   • Speciesism

   Summary

   "But most interviewers do not care about ‘interesting’. They want ‘sensational’. They want Dylan tail out, metaphorically and non-metaphorically too, probably, relaying stories about sea witches.

    

   “These sea witches,” Jun cuts him off mid rant, later in the green room.

    

   “For the thousandth time, there are no sea witches, Jun”.

    

   Dylan is a merman, that's probably the least interesting thing about him. Jun is an asshole, and Dylan thinks that's his best quality.

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