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Judelow had never really been jealous. Not of his teammates or even of the best pvpers hes known. He could really care less about them, but for some reason he had started
to resent them.
Jude was constantly jealous that his
teammate, Sharpness, was spending his time with other people. Why? Well because he had a big fat crush on him but didn’t like to admit it. Whenever Sharp couldn’t train with him because he was busy, Jude would throw a fit and start bitching.
Everytime Sharpness couldn’t be bait or help out with traps, Jude would call Parker and complain that Sharp didn’t take their team up seriously and that he swears he’s gonna trap him and rob him of all his shit.
So imagine how jealous he got when he received this message from Sharpness.
[conexion] : what does ily mean
What the fuck.
Parker was right by Jude, standing behind him when he saw the message. He peeked at his communicator screen and perked up instantly.
“Ha! Who’s sending sharpness lovey dovey messages? Are you jealous Jude? Oh!
Do you think he’s got a girlfriend? A boyfriend maybe? Ou! Maybe it was-“
Judelow turned around and punched Parker in the gut;then stormed off into his room.
Jude didn’t know what he was doing. Why was he so worked up over this? There was no way he cared about Sharp this much. He knew this was bound to happen. No matter how many times he had imagined this scenario in his head, he was still super jelly.
He took another look at the message on the screen. Nope, he wasn’t hallucinating. Someone actually had said that to Sharp.
He kept re-reading that sentence over and over again. Who liked him? Who does he need to trap? Nope, not the time to spiral. He needed answers.
[JudeLow] : who’s sending you this??
[JudeLow] : seriously who sent you this
Uh oh it looks corny
Oh well, it already sent.
[conexion] : no one dw abt it
Wtf?
[JudeLow] : Sharp tell me or else I won’t tell you what it means
[conexion] : I can’t tell u
[JudeLow] : ??
[JudeLow] : i will trap u bro
[JudeLow] : who was it??
5 minutes go by without an answer from Sharpness. JudeLow takes matters into his own hands and decides to go full invis to find sharp. He was going to get to the bottom of this.
It didn’t take long to catch him. He was just loitering around spawn. Jude found him near the entrance of the colosseum. He was on his communicator texting really fast. Jude assumed he was chatting the person who had sent him “ily”. Lucky motherfucker.
As soon as he was about to get close enough to see who he was texting, sharpness turned around and drew his sword from this holster.
“Who’s here!?” Sharpness yelled dropping his com face down.
He twists and turns until he catches particles in the corner of his eye. Jude starts running wildly while ignoring Sharps yelps consisting of : “what do you want?” And “you little bitch, come back!!”
They ran a full circle around the colosseum until Jude ran inside it. Hiding behind the door attempting to juke Sharpness, Sharp walks in and shuts the door behind him. Jude’s trapped now.
“Show yourself bitch! I got you now.”
“Sharp-it’s me don’t fucking murder me alright?”
Sharpness turns around to the sound of Jude’s voice.
“Jude? Why are you trying to kill me. What the hell. L teammate.”
“I’m not- Forget it, who texted you that?”
Sharp lowers his sword. “What?-Why does that matter now?”
“I want to know who you’re seeing.”
“I don’t see anyone what???”
“Sharp you idiot- I mean who you’re dating. ‘I.L.Y’ means something romantic.”
“Ohhh.” Sharpness realizes Parker might have set him up for failure. Parker telling him to send that to Jude after all.
“Wait what does it mean?”
“It means ‘I love you’” Jude answers.
Sharpness turns redder than the bow Jude is wearing.
“Why the fuck are you blushing? You’re acting like I’m the one who said that to you.” He wishes it was.
“Well you kinda just did so-“
“OKAY THATS NOT THE POINT- who sent you that?” Jude’s invis runs out revealing his clearly jealous face; ears down and all.
Sharpness looks at Jude for a second before saying: “No one did. Parker told me to send that to you to make you jealous...” He answers, now looking away from Jude.
“What? Why?” Jude steps closer. Jude
knows sharpness doesn’t like him like that. Is he ragebaiting right now??
“Because I asked Parker for relationship advice and he said this will definitely get you to…uh..notice me.” Sharp whispers that last part still not looking at him.
“Sharp this is sounding like a love confession.” Jude says completely dumbfounded.
Sharpness looks at the ground.
“Oh my god you’re confessing.” Jude’s face softens in realization. His ears relaxed now.
“You’re so stupid.” Sharpness mutters.
“Shut up before I trap you and steal your shit.” Jude says in retaliation.
Sharp looks up to see Jude’s face. He’s blushing profusely while reaching for Sharps free hand.
They interlock their fingers not looking at eachother.
“So does this mean you like me too?”
“Yes- God Sharp learn social cues please.”
AFTER
Judelow walks into his base practically floating. Once he reaches the last step Parker looks up from his communicator leaning on a pillar.
“Wow, you sure look great. Sharpness finally
confess his undying love?” Parker asked chuckling.
“Yeah.” Jude says not focusing on what Parker was actually saying. Wow Sharpness cannot be this interesting bro
Parker’s almost drops his com in shock “Holy crap… it actually worked!!”