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John Lennon vs. Words With Friends

Summary:

In 2012, John Lennon's grievances against the game Words With Friends lead to an interesting evening on Twitter.

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It's 2012, and John Lennon has just admitted to having had sex with Paul during the sixties, off-handedly, while fighting with someone on twitter.

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John Lennon
@johnlennon

Dear @WordsWithFriends, what is the point of allowing words that are NOT in the dictionary? Just lost to the word "BUSSY". What the hell does that mean? Consider renaming your game to Gibberish With Friends! – John.

6:31 PM · Nov 12, 2012


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Marlene Cullen @marleneford91 · Replying to @johnlennon

Oh my god.

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Chris @burritoking · Replying to @johnlennon

LMAO buddy

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Jeremy K. @londoner_jk · Replying to @johnlennon

bussy in the sky with diamonds 🍑

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Skylar @forest_nymph · Replying to @johnlennon

Honestly, the way this is worded feels like a cheap shot at actual, legitimate LGBTQ+ slang and queer language. Pretty blatant homophobia, in my opinion.

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Ella @stevienickswife · Replying to @forest_nymph

72 year old John Lennon accused of homophobia over not knowing the term "boy pussy"... Are y'all hearing yourselves???

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John Lennon
@johnlennon

Contrary to what some "cyber twats" – with NO knowledge of my personal beliefs! – like to insist upon, I have nothing but love & respect for the Gay Community. Love is love, and all that... – John. ✌🏻

6:44 PM · Nov 12, 2012


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Skylar @forest_nymph · Replying to @johnlennon

You beat up Bob Wooler in 1963 after he insinuated you and Brian Epstein had had an affair because you were "frightened of the fag in you" (actual quote). But sure, love is love.

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John Lennon @johnlennon · Replying to @forest_nymph

You might be unaware, since the canned tuna in my pantry has probably been around for longer than you have, but the 60s were not particularly gay-friendly.

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John Lennon @johnlennon · Replying to @forest_nymph

Also, it was Paul that was mentioned, not Brian. If you’re gonna play historian, try getting the facts right.

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Skylar @forest_nymph · Replying to @johnlennon

OK. Paul or Brian or whoever, it doesn’t matter. The thing is that you tried to use your own homophobia to justify a brutal attack on another person.

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John Lennon @johnlennon · Replying to @forest_nymph

But it does matter, doesn’t it, because it was Paul and me that Bob walked in on while my hand was down Paul’s pants.

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John Lennon @johnlennon · Replying to @forest_nymph

I know I reacted badly, obviously. Violence is never the answer. Even though I’ve expressed my regret over this incident countless times, I’ll do it once more just to please you: SORRY BOB (actual quote).

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McLennon Ally @mclennon4ever · Replying to @johnlennon

What the fuck.

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Liv
@tangerinetrees

Can somebody confirm they're also reading this or should I ask my psychiatrist to refill my prescription.

John Lennon @johnlennon · Nov 12

But it does matter, doesn’t it, because it was Paul and me that Bob walked in on while my hand was down Paul’s pants.

6:53 PM · Nov 12, 2012


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Mr Martin's Piano @martinmydear · Replying to @tangerinetrees

Yep. He did just say that.

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Shay @shaymccartney96 · Replying to @tangerinetrees

HOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCK.

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Leif Johnson
@eleifphant3000

The word BUSSY getting ready to expose #McLennon on a random Monday in 2012:

7:08 PM · Nov 12, 2012


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Rachel @cynthiaslawyer · Replying to @eleifphant3000

 

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Brad
@BradTheExplorer

Logged on, saw that #McLennon was trending. Anybody know what's going on?

7:13 PM · Nov 12, 2012


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Mr Martin's Piano @martinmydear · Replying to @BradTheExplorer

John Lennon came out as bisexual because he was mad that "bussy" was accepted as a word in Words With Friends.

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Brad @BradTheExplorer · Replying to @martinmydear

I beg your pardon?

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TMZ Live
@TMZLive

BREAKING: "MY HAND WAS DOWN PAUL'S PANTS" – John Lennon admits to sexual relationship with former bandmate Paul McCartney. #McLennon #TheBeatles #Breaking

Read more here!

7:29 PM · Nov 12, 2012


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Ringworm Starkey @lennstarr_lover · Replying to @TMZLive

Guys, John has a looong history of making shit up for no reason. I wouldn't take his word for it here until there's confirmation by other sources.

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Leif Johnson @eleifphant3000 · Replying to @lennstarr_lover

Hold up lemme get the other source. @PaulMcCartney is it true that Bob Wooler walked in on John Lennon giving you a handjob in 1963???

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Bob Wooler
@robertwooler1945

I want to make clear that I'm NOT the Bob Wooler that allegedly saw Paul McCartney and John Lennon having sex in 1963. I'm from Montana. Please STOP filling my inbox with disgusting questions.

8:02 PM · Nov 12, 2012


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McLENNON-GATE!

John Lennon Speaks for the First Time After Seismic Confession


Three days ago, this tweet caught the world by storm. In it, John Lennon admitted that he and Paul McCartney had, at one point, experienced something more than platonic friendship. Reactions poured in from every corner of the platform; some cheerful, some sceptic, some less… favourable. Earlier today, we sat down with John to learn what led to the unexpected confession.

Q: The tweet where you confirmed a past relationship with Paul seemed very spur-of-the-moment. Was it something you consciously intended to go public about or did it just slip out?

JOHN: I’m a very honest person. I’ve “no filter”, as they say, so there’s times I’ll say something where I should’ve probably shut my mouth instead. In this instance, well, I do wish I’d known to do it a bit more… tactfully, maybe – for Paul’s sake. But, you know, what’s done is done.

Q: Do you feel, after coming out, that a weight has been lifted off your shoulders?

JOHN: No. Not really. I mean, I don’t care what Cindy from Wisconsin thinks about my having slept with Paul fifty or forty-five years ago. Why would I? The only person whose opinion on the matter I cared about was Paul, for obvious reasons. Everybody else's opinions – they never mattered to me, and still don't.

Q: Was your relationship with Paul limited to the Beatle years, then?

JOHN: Depends what you call “Beatle years”. First time I realised there was something more than friendship going on between us was probably our first trip to Hamburg. I might’ve had thoughts in that… direction for a few months before that, but that was the first time I knew he also felt that way. And then… it was an on-and-off thing until the trip to India in ‘68, I think. We drifted apart after that.

Q: Was this “break-up” the prelude to the band’s actual break-up?

JOHN: Sure. I’m telling you, we’d been together in some manner or other since Hamburg. But then – with Yoko, and Linda, and all that mess with Klein and the money… We were in the same spaces, but forced apart by these very powerful outside factors. And we didn’t know how to not be together, you know? The band splitting up was the only choice. The only healthy choice, for everybody involved.

Q: Was John Lennon’s relationship with Paul McCartney purely sexual, or was it a love story?

JOHN: Desire was a very real and a very beautiful part of our relationship during the 60s, but it came and it went. Sometimes we desired each other, sometimes we didn’t. But love was always there, you know. We didn’t ever stop loving each other. Even when we were at each other’s throats, we couldn’t stop. I haven’t, to this day.

Q: Does this mean that a Lennon-McCartney reunion may be on the horizon?

JOHN: Oh, I don’t know. I might invite him to open for me sometime – he might be willing to do that. As long as we return him to the nursing home in time for bed. [Laughs] What, you don’t think he’s been looking a little frail lately? He dyes his hair, you know.

 

 


 

Paul McCartney
@PaulMcCartney

Hey everyone! Over the last week, there's been a lot of fuss on the Internet surrounding myself and those closest to me, so I wanted to share my own thoughts on the matter:

1:24 PM · Nov 17, 2012


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Paul McCartney @PaulMcCartney · Replying to @PaulMcCartney

Over the nearly sixty years that we've known each other, John's and my friendship has taken many different shapes; some more complicated than others.

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Paul McCartney @PaulMcCartney · Replying to @PaulMcCartney

I was a lonely, music-crazy Liverpool kid that didn't know what to do with himself until I met John. At fifteen, I found the sort of connection that others spend lifetimes searching for.

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Paul McCartney @PaulMcCartney · Replying to @PaulMcCartney

At seventy, I'm as grateful for that bond as I was on that summer day in Woolton. So, in case I haven't said it as often I should have: Love you, Johnny! – Paul.

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L'Oréal Groupe
@LOrealGroupe

The world's most elegant women rely on L'Oréal: 100% grey coverage & long-lasting colour. #Ad #L'Oreal

3:45 PM · Nov 29, 2012


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John Lennon @johnlennon · Replying to @LOrealGroupe

@PaulMcCartney you should ask if they're looking for ambassadors, might get yourself a couple of free paint jobs out of it.

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Paul McCartney @PaulMcCartney · Replying to @johnlennon

Piss off, John.

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Ringo Starr @ringostarr · Replying to @PaulMcCartney

Come on now boys be good hahaha. Peace and love peace and love ✌🏻❤️🌈🏳️‍🌈☮️

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