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1. You're no good for me by WitchHazelll

   Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Marvel Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool (Marvel Comics)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   25 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
   • Peter Parker
   • Wade Wilson
   • Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
   • Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
   • Alpha Wade Wilson
   • Alpha Peter Parker
   • Top Wade Wilson/Bottom Peter Parker
   • Identity Reveal
   • Peter Parker Needs a Hug
   • Past Michelle Jones/Peter Parker
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Oral Sex
   • Rough Sex
   • Size Difference
   • Slow Burn
   • Dirty Talk
   • OOC
   • 伪三角
   • 吃醋
   • 狗血
   • 爱情喜剧

   Summary

   Diet mountain dew' baby' New York City.
   碳酸激浪，宝贝，纽约城
   Can we hit it now, low-down and gritty.
   我们现在就闯入街头——麻烦、混乱、还有粗糙。
   Do you think we'll be in love forever?
   你觉得我们会爱到永远吗？
   Do you think we'll be in love?
   我们真的在爱吗？
   ——〈Diet mountain dew·Lana Del Rey〉

   Alpha Wade Wilson / Alpha Peter Parker
   Alpha Peter Parker / Beta Michelle Jones（Past）

   ABO，伪三角、身份揭露、粗暴性爱、语言羞辱、阴差阳错、狗血误会等。
   〈蜘蛛侠：崭新之日〉背景，存在PP在激素紊乱时表现得更像Omega的桥段。
   

   Language:

   中文-普通话 國語

   Words:

   6,587

   Chapters:

   2/?

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