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    Two legendary dads. Six ridiculously overpowered kids. One household on the brink of absolute domestic collapse.
    When your eldest son turns the Ten-Tails into a chill mental roommate, your nine-year-old bullies an ancient alien god over bedroom house rules, and sentient tree monsters pause world-ending battles just to complain about your family’s egg-frying habits—saving the shinobi world is somehow the easy part.

    "I am trapped in the mind of an absolute idiot."
    — Isshiki Otsutsuki

    "0/10 stars. Got obliterated by a nine-year-old with duckbutt hair."
    — Code

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