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1. catch me if you can by ethereal_mads for Lemonwedgiee

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   17 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Competent Draco Malfoy
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Alternate Universe - Muggle
   • Assassin Draco Malfoy
   • Assassin Hermione Granger
   • Spies & Secret Agents
   • Oral Sex
   • Exhibitionism
   • Competence Kink
   • Praise Kink
   • Hermione and Draco are going to kill each other or fuck
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Shameless Smut
   • POV Draco Malfoy
   • Possessive Draco Malfoy
   • BAMF Hermione Granger
   • Hermione Granger is a Tease
   • Hand Jobs
   • Blow Jobs
   • Competitive Hermione Granger
   • murder as flirting
   • Accidental Voyeurism
   • (if you squint)
   • Fighting as Foreplay
   • Draco Malfoy Likes Hermione Granger's Boobs
   • Tit guy
   • Mild use of sex as torture
   • Draco loves himself (as he should)
   • Jealousy
   • A very murdery Draco Malfoy
   • This is just smutt with fighting as foreplay
   • Simp Draco Malfoy
   • He's rich and hot your honor!
   • Creampie

   Summary

   Draco Malfoy is The Agency's second-ranked assassin (an administrative obscenity he intends to rectify). Hermione Granger is Agent No. 1, and the reason he hasn't. When their rivalry follows them on a mission to Monte Carlo, everything goes spectacularly off-script.

   May the best killer win.

   * * * *

   "You're very convincing," Hermione said.

   Draco arched a brow. "Convincing of what, exactly?"

   "That you're not jealous."

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