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1. And I don't think I'm coming back this time by Jacobbutnot

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • No category
   • Work in Progress

   02 Oct 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • John Egbert & Jade Harley
   • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
   • Roxy Lalonde
   • John Egbert
   • Jade Harley
   • June Egbert
   • there are others in it but they aren't important yet
   • Rose Lalonde
   • Kanaya Maryam
   • Jane Crocker
   • Eventual June Egbert
   • Pre-Transition June Egbert
   • Suicide
   • Grief/Mourning
   • Sleepovers
   • Not Epilogue Compliant
   • Johns a little forgetful
   • Post-Canon
   • John and jade siblings means everything to me
   • nothing bad will happen to them turst
   • Lies
   • maybe a bit ooc idk
   • no beta we die like the majority of the Homestuck cast at one point
   • Gender Dysphoria
   • Impostor Syndrome
   • i guess
   • Self-Harm
   • Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
   • Implied/Referenced Suicide Attempts
   • Title from a Cavetown Song
   • Angst
   • It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better
   • Unreliable Narrator

   Summary

   JOHN: what would you do if i did die?

   JADE: ...

   JADE: like in the bathroom?

   JOHN: uh, like, in general...

   John hasn't been doing too good, so Jade sleeps over at his house on his birthday.
   Unfortunately, it does not end well... For one of them.

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

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