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"Welcome home mi amor!"
Itso's eyes are assaulted by the steryotyoical picknick blanket and assortment of colorful foods. And an odly vibrant blue drink.
"Bonesy, Bones, what the ever loving fuck is this?"
Bones smirks, holding his arms open.
"Indoor picnic date, mi amor!"
"You're kidding. You set all this uo in the, what, 15 minutes I was gone?"
"I work fast mi amor. Now, sit down."
Itso sighed, sittong down on the picnic blanket.
"This is stupid."
"You think everything is stupid, amor."
Itso looked at the drinks with a weary exprwssion.
"Where the fuck did you even find drinks so... neon."
Bones pauses, then waves his hand with a flourish.
"Not important!"
Itso groaned. Bones smirked, and then putnon a innocent, placating look.
"Atleast eat the food. I put good time into learning how to cook those."
"Fine. If it'll get you to shut up."
"You and I both know you dont like it when I shut up."
"Asshole."
Itso took a bire out of a cookie. Then paused when it actually wasnt that bad.
"Huh. It doesnt taste like ass, shockingly."
"Im wounded you thought it would."
Itso snorts.
"I never know with you."
"Thats why you love me isnt it?"
"Shush, stop making this cheesy."
"Mi amor, its an indoor picnic date. It doesnt get cheesier than this."
"...Fair."
There was a moment of comfortable silence.
"I'm still not touching the drink."
"How dare you!"
The rest of their picnic date went well :3 Itso got frosting on her face and Bones purpousfuly kissed her to get it off. So yeah, overall, it went well.