Chapter Text
May 2016
"Well, she's not answering my message so I'll just wear this, I guess." She signs, looking down from the photo she had just taken of the clothes crumpled up on her bed
"Hurry up Y/N, I've got shit to do!" Her dad yells from downstairs "Happy and the rest of New York are waiting for you"
"What?! Go without me! I haven't even taken a shower yet!" She called back as a small cloud of purple smoke rose from her hands, rearranging the clothes into messy piles
"You're kidding?" He huffed a laugh and stopped midway up the stairs "Fine. But I'm not sending a car to get you, you can walk!" And with that, he left
~30 minutes later~
Her dad never cared about making Happy wait, or being late to press stuff, So what's with this whole 'walking with purpose' thing he has going on right now? Y/N couldn't find a conclusion to her question as she grabbed her front door keys and left but she did finally get a response from her best friend who clearly needed to invest in an alarm clock.
Red Triplet
Wanda- Hi! sorry i missed your text, i like the first jacket with the second shirt
You- i see what you mean but i've just left and omw
You- my dad ran off and left me without a ride so this thing must be important
Wanda- did you two have a fight?
You- no, i think he's just really excited to talk to paparazzi
Wanda- Haha, i really don't think we're talking about the same person here
You- Hey, don't underestimate my dad's love to talk about himself!
Wanda- He just got here, you might want to hurry up
You- omfg, why didn't i inherit the superspeed!!!
Wanda- I can ask my brother to come and get you, if you are far?
You- oh, you angelic girl. just stall my dad, be there in 45
~10 minutes later~
Y/N thought she dogged a bullet by not getting a taxi as there were hundreds of cars in a traffic jam but picking up her pace, she saw what was causing said traffic. A figure in a red and blue skin-tight suit attempting to pry some guy out a sewer drain using some form of white freeform rope.
"Get out of the road, Spider-boy!" A British man yelled out from his car followed by a roar of supporting voices
"Hey! this is superhero business buddy, be grateful" He retorted at his audience, revealing his childish voice
Y/N rolled her eyes, letting them glow a deep purple colour when they came down. Pressing the deploy button on her nanotech suit, it flung around her effortlessly fast. The same light from her eyes wrapped around her wrists as it shot down to the floor, growing and lifting her over the line of cars.
"Hey-!" offended, she interrupts his escape by sending a purple flame to encase his body and raise it to her eye-level "you didn't even introduce yourself, you really gonna leave without a goodbye?"
He was completely helpless and unable to move, that was Y/N's worst fear. Being at someone else's mercy
"Woah, purple girl. That was kind of my job" The spider snapped her out of her staring competition with the man "-I mean not to brag but Iron Man sent me to do it and I'd really like to make a good impression"
Y/N squinted her eyes at him, not letting them go their normal colour as the nanotech suit which Shuri made in Wakanda (after Bucky went on sabbatical to get his head right) didn't cover her eyes and she had promised her dad she wouldn't give off a single detail of what she looked like, when she used it
"Eminence?" A head peeked out of a nearby car "Do you mind clearing the road for us, please?" The British man asked, politely
"Ofcource! I'm so sorry for keeping you all waiting here, you know how superhero stuff is" She put on her best customer service voice and quickly closes the drain while simultaneously moving herself and the sewer-man across to the pavement. The long cue of automobiles happily waved at her as they passed, as if that's what they were cueing for the whole time. Mostly it was children pointing cameras out the window and calling out "Eminence!!!"
"Did they just call you Eminem?" Spider-man started, in his American accent, along with the migraine Y/N started to get from him "Like the candy?"
"It's Eminence, like the colour" She gave him a stern look "-And It's disappointing that you thought of the chocolate before the rapper" Y/N looked back to the masquerade of people waving at her through their windows
"Well I'm sorry to disappoint you, your Eminence" He shrugs, hiding a smile
"So you're a massive nerd? No wonder Tony's got his eye on you" Y/N waves enthusiastically for photos and fans, posing with the man shes got in her purple-air prison
"Why- Is that a good thing? Do you know him? You seem like you know him, I mean you did say tony. If you're on a first name basis you must know him, right? I just call him Mr Stark... omg- Are you an... avenger?!" Spider-man rambled on catching Y/N off guard at his last words
"Well- uh, it's kind of-" she trails off not knowing what to say and how to deflect the question. It's kind of hard to explain that his boss is her secret dad that won't let her join his cracked out clubhouse for: androids, aliens, wizards, mutants , assassins, hulk, vigilanties and GODS. Because He's got anxiety ever since Y/N accidently created a sentient robot who tried to kill the avengers (cause it consumed too much biased media. Always check your sources, kids) and it adopted a pair of twin mutants to help kill them and then one of them almost got killed and-
"M&M? you in there?" Y/N felt his cold hand pulling her back to their conversation
"Oh shit, yeah- sorry. You gonna tell me who the pipe cleaner guy is or should i keep him up there forever until he suffocates on his own smell?" She starts to walk towards the Avengers tower with the prisoner behind her-
-And unfortunatly, Spider-man by her side "Okay, so. Crazy story right- about Two weeks ago there was this spider, or was it three? no two.. and a half? ugh i dont know, not important ANYWAYS-"
Post Credits?:0
Uneaten Tailor
You- please get me out of here, some kid in a spandex suit is glazing my dad to me while im Eminence
Shuri- When you say kid...
Shuri- And when you say suit...
You- my age, i think? FULL red and blue. with a spider on it.
Shuri- Oh wow, thats ruff
You- i know.. i guess some people don't have tailors as talented as you
You- speaking offf, how do we feel about making me a new suit :)
Shuri- wow so i'm just your tailor? crazy that
You- maybe i just want to see you and the only way i know how to express myself is by throwing piles of cash at you :'(
Shuri- oof, the stark legacy continues
You- if you get lucky, it might continue with you included ;)
Shuri- Haha. what's wrong with your old suit? nanotech not good enough for a stark anymore?
You- nope, times are changing. gotta keep up with fashion
Shuri- so scrap nanotech all together or...?
You- nooo i just need some upgrades, i don't have time to change b4 a fight, bffr
Shuri- okay well jeez i'll think of something then, aren't you meant to be a genius too?
You- oh i could never be on your level Shuri
Shuri- but didn't u say you're always on top tho?
Y/N giggled at their banter and put her phone away
"Dude, were you not listening the whole time" Spiderman started but a swarm of paparazzi enveloped them before he could get mad, they had arrived at the Avengers Tower
Post-Post Credits?? :O
Proof that I'm not bullshitting! I researched hexes of purple so i could give her a cool superhero name and also I fucking loveeee this colour omg what did humans do to deserve to get colour receptors to see the colour purple?
if you caught peter saying "Well I'm sorry to disappoint you, your Eminence" It's also used as a title of importance (or a skin swelling but ignore that) so she calls him a nerd for knowing that
Y/N Stark will return...
and so will your option to pick a superhero suit for her next chapter!!!