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Grox was sitting in a nice field and watching his villagers deforest the last rainforest left on earth.
"Ahh yes I do love destroying the environment."
Then the spirit of the forest came to life which was Froggy cuz hes a frog idfk and he was pretty mad.
"Yo stop destroying my forest thats kinda mean" he said angrily with anger.
"Nah lol deal with it" grox replied evily
"Okay bro" Froggy said and then grabbed grox and threw him into the swamp which was also there and into the water.
"Ew bro wtf" Grox was angry because his suit got dirty.
"Thats what you get bro now stop deforesting my forest before I deforest you"
"Tf does that mean"
"Idk bro im gonna punish you"
"Yo what if i want that"
"Bro." Froggy replied disgustedly.
Grox stood up freakily and started dancing.
"Why tf r u dancing"
"Idk bro I'm running out of ideas"
"Wanna make out"
"Yeah sire why not"
They make out.
"Vro ts is peak" grox said happily
Then the full moon rose and droggy became a werefrog
"Ouuuu shii 👀"
Then they made out even harder wow.
Then froggy ate grox alive cuz hes a cannibal
The end
