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JIJI WAR

Summary:

JIJI IS EVIL AND KILLS WHALLOPS (FICTIONAL SPECIES)
ANN CHASE FROM CAMP HALF WHALLOP FIGHTS JIJI

I WROTE THIS IN LIKE THIRD GRADE IM SORRY IF ITS ASS 😭😭😭😭😭 MY FRIEND HELPED WITH SOME OF THIS BUT ITS MOSTLY ME

Chapter 1: PART 1: WRATH OF JIJI

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There once was a type of creature called the whallops. They lived mostly on the planet of Klopz. Then food became scarce. A whallop set out to live in Bean Island. Now, whallops live on Klopz, Bean Island, New Jersey, and many other places.One fine day, three whallops were in the library when JiJi the evil penguin attacked. Their names were Mimi, Willy, and Kelley. Mimi was a short whallop with a spoon shaped yellow beak. Mimi had light brown hair and brown eyes. Willy was a very puny whallop. He had dark brown hair and amber eyes. He had a small chopstick beak. Kelley was the tallest of the three, and she had a tweezers beak. She had blonde hair and green eyes. They saw their home in ruins! They vowed to get revenge.Mimi, Willy, and Kelley followed JiJi to his secret lab,careful not to make a sound. JiJi whipped around. He had spotted them. Pressing a button on a strange machine, JiJi took off his hat. It said BAD GUY. JiJi threw it into the shadows.Instantly, a pretty-looking penguin with a bow and a flying hippo came. Kelley was starting to feel woozy. "1800 divided by 6 is 300..." Kelley said. She was hypnotized. "Mwahaha!! Now I shall give the whallops an ETERNITY OF LONG DIVISION! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!" JiJi laughed. ”JiJi Siwa! Jim-Bob! Go throw those whallops of that cliff!!" JiJi ordered. JiJi Siwa and Jim-Bob grabbed the whallops, took them to a nearby cliff, and dropped them, 6,000,000 feet down.