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Moe Szyslak had to be the most unfortunate person in Springfield. No, scratch that, the entire US. Maybe not the whole world; who knows what those Europeans are up to.
With a combination of poor luck ranging from his lacking love life and his equally lacking looks to his so-called friends who could watch him die and wouldn't bat an eye as long as the booze was intact, Moe really had his own personal slice of hell cut out for him.
The last thing he would expect was for a timid, awkward-looking girl to stumble her way into his bar one night to drink away her sheltered sorrows.