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Sir pentious entered the meeting room; in THE vee tower after getting send an invitation from the Mighty vees themselves to meet himPentious knows that the vees don't hand out private inventions like candy on Halloween ; he's not naive that's why he came here almost hurriedly
Sir pentious wonders: what would the vees want? did they finally see sir pentious endless potential?
What would they say??
'oh sir pentious I can't believe my eyes to see such genius stand infront of me'
'a walking model!'
'so sexy~'
'i can't believe I haven't noticed you earlier you incredible scientist!'
'oh all of you are so flattering and Mr vox , it's not your fault that my geniuses aren't for the public eyes'
'oh you're so charming too ; I have gotten you here today to hand my soul to your strong arms sir pentious!'
'hey that was my idea!.me first!!'
'is there a place for a foursome?'
'goodness no! My mom raised a humble man'
'we insist! there must be something you want!'
'if you insist! well then may I become part your alliance?'
'of course pentious!!'
'WE LOVE YOU PENTIOUS!!!'
'Pentious ?"
"Sir Pentious. If you Could take a seat,that would be a pleasure "
As sir pentious gets seated he notices the three overlords siting around the table; like they're circling prey
Velvette the fashion overlord and the primary owner of the fashion brand Velstars , was wearing a snake inspired outfit with a scarf that looks like a cut off snake tail, a snake scales strapless top, green gradient twists with clipped back bangs, a snake bracelet and green makeup
Valentino the porn overlord and primary owner of valhub, was wearing a green oversized suit with a snake scales necktie with a half Windsor knot over a dark lace shirt, green makeup and a snake bracelet
Vox the television overlord and the CEO of voxtek industries, was wearing a proper green suit with a snake scales necktie with Windsor knot and a snake bracelet
"Salutations- sir pentious was it? We're here today to discuss something very important" the other vees nod along
"We need you to-"
"Yes! I will join the vees I accept!"
"Saywhatnow?" Vox looks a sir pentious like he grew a second head as the other two vees stare at each other then at sir pentious back and forth
Then they all laughed in unison
"Nice one! Nice one but seriously-"
"I see Mr vox...so there is something I have to do first to gain my position as a vee among you!"
"NO-"
"How about killing... An overlord?"
"The vees are a full hole estúpida-"
"How about the RADIO DEMON?"
There was a pause
The three overlords looked at each other
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Then they started laughing uncontrollably
"Sure..sure you can join the vees-- IF you kill the radio demon ..we can even make a deal about it!!." Barely hidden Giggles fly out of the television's face as he pulls his hand upwards to make the deal
Sir pentious grabs his hand sealing the deal"I will kill the radio demon! And become Part of the incredible alliance of the vees Mr. Vox!" The television snorts and almost chokes on hell's air laughing ; the action seems to be reciprocated between his partners
"Yeah_just make sure you don't fuck up the spying after if your_Heh._plan turns out to be fruitless." the sarcastic smile seems to be splitting the overlord's face
"Snake-less if you will~." Said the lepidopteran overlord; his words seem to snap away every restraint left from the other two overlords laughing hysterically in front the old-fashioned snake; as if his death is the funniest thing they have heard all week
But sir pentious is too distracted to be offended Afterall _____ this was a big opportunity; and big opportunities need big plans, and big plans need big strong weapons and what's stronger than carmilla's angelics?
~`-H-H-`~
Charlie was pouring some dry food for her cat
Vaggie was sharping her spear which was unsurprisingly dull from use
Angel was harassing husk
Husk was getting harassed by angel
Fat nuggets ate Cherri's lunch and was taking cover behind angel
Cherri doesn't want to piss angel off because he just came from work (and lowkey entertained by the interaction and don't want to disturb it thank you very much)
Niffty was nifftying in the typical niffty way
It was a very peaceful day in hell
Until it wasn't
A loud shattering sound came
And if you lived in the hotel for like a day or two you know that sound means a new resident came. Because hell is apparently allergic to doors and love breaking walls
Except this time the sound came from the balcony where Alastor is
So, it means Alastor is giving to the 'do Evil' noise in his head (to be fair that's probably what's going on in his head 24/7)
Charlie afraid for the reputation of the hotel and the life of whatever poor sinner/sinners Alastor have picked to eat
The second she got out of that door she froze looking down
The others concerned about her came forward to ask if she was all right
(weirdly except husk who stood there frozen seemingly more interested in grabbing his neck in slightly different places and (un)weirdly niffty giggling and murmuring something about royal roaches and dying ants under a laser pointer)
"Hey ya alright there Charlie? did ya see a ghost or somet'ing?"
Angel asked, concern apparent in his tone
Only to get greeted by a singing and dancing familiar snake with sentient eggs on a giant hot air balloon-like ship and the wrecked balcony.
He was kinda good at it, angel would give him that
But that was up not down
Down was a bunch of ashes and charred bricks
It was a pretty disappointing sight in comparison
Also, where the fuck is smiles?
Charlie looks traumized by the ashes somehow
"Alastor...?".
-v*V*v-
All the vees are getting ready for a surprisingly early monitoring night (in the day)
that, of course includes vox
look, don't get him wrong; he HATES Alastor's guts
but he'll be more damned if he ever misses a violent, hopefully bloody encounter between anyone, doesn't matter if the winning side is someone he wants dead sooner rather than later.
"It's ... FIGHT NIGHT, BITCHS!!!"
Velvette said, eustatically
"Val, brought the snacks and drinks?"
"Oh, I brought everything that makes you go Mmm~"
"eugh, vox did you set the drones to 'cinematic follow' "
"You bet I did!"
"Great! now we watch."
as vel sit in her place between the other too the screen opens
the results were instantious
shattering glass
charred wood
AshesAshesAshesAshesAshesAshesAshes
The three were stunned into silence
for about 13 seconds before complaining about it
all but vox
"BOOO!"
Alastor is dead
"Where is the tension?!Where is the pacing?! WHERE IS THE FIGHT!?"
alastor is de d?
a
"YEAH THIS IS BORING!!"
A la O r iS D E A D tzzz-
tZ- s
"RIGHT VEE- vox?"
deadDEADDeaddead?DEADdeADDeAD_______--_____
"al...?"
-=a??????=-
Alastor was drinking his delightful tea -____-who knew dehydrated sinner skin and spicy herbs would make a great blend!
he should suggest the recipe to rosie
"PREPARE FOR YOUR DEATH ALASTOR; AS I SIR PENTIOUS! YOUR GREATEST ENEMY SHALL TAKE YOUR AFTER LIFE"
My,my a great tea and an arrogant meal--- seems he ended up in heaven afterall !
Bright White light was the last thing alastor saw that day ...white-hot burns was how he felt the pain of double death
The laser's sound was the last thing hell heard of the radio demon
Furniture charred , windows broken, what was supposed to be the radio demon drinking his tea is now ashes on the paved entericnce to the hotel as broken bricks fall down to no one on the ashes of the radio legend
Hell was stunned to silence
Alastor is dead without a trace of his existence but Ashes
"Holy cows..." The snake said to no one; unbelieving the sight infront of his eyes... He killed the radio demon.. HE KILLED THE RADIO DEMON!!!!. Trumpite filling his vains ;he killed his greatest rivel and the strongest sinner in hell